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My shitty heart

Can be used as an expression of admiration or affection, especially for animals.

Something being so cute that you emote pure joy. A modern variation of "my heart!"
That puppy is so cute!!! My heart!! My shitty fucking heart!

My friend showed me a picture of their cat and my shitty heart broke in two!
by Cuteaholic September 25, 2019
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Twist and rip my fucking heart out

Normally used by Destiel shippers as a play on a famous fanfiction called Twist and Shout.
Because of how sad the fic is, many feel their heart is ripped from their chest.
Girl 1: Have you read Twist and Shout?
Girl 2: More like Twist and rip my fucking heart out!
Girl 1: I know! It's so sad.
by crazyloser2285 November 17, 2021
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My actual heart

When something really sweet happens and you don’t feel like saying something super long to show your in awe
*two people kiss* “ my actual heart
by Imqueenfb June 19, 2019
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My Percy saw heart

If you say it fast to someone it sounds like "My pussy so hot".
Person 1: Say, "My Percy saw heart".

Person 2: My pussy so hot
by LeilaSP February 25, 2019
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Heart dropped out of my booty hole

When you get scared or spooked and it feels like your heart fell out of your body.
by Liz Poobrain January 21, 2023
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from my cold, dead heart

Proposed National Rifle Association slogan.
Faced with the staggering number of American school children and other innocent victims killed by unstable men with military-style assault rifles, reassured yet again that background checks and licensing would not in any way threaten his right to gun ownership, that no one proposed to take away his firearms, he planted his feet, growling his modified NRA non-sequitur, "I'll give up my gun when they pry it from my cold, dead heart."
by Monkey's Dad April 1, 2021
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my hearteu is omg

My hearteu is omg is the feeling when you're exposed to BTS being cute , hot , weird , you name it . When you feel my hearteu is omg you'll probably need to get a tissue for a nose bleed or go to the hospital for that seizure . And when my hearteu is omg you'll know it instantaneously as the feeling is overwhelming . Bcus the pain of being an international army is jamless and if you've seen them face to face you're probably blessed with 9999999999999999999999999999999999 billion years of goodluck , weirdness , beauty , Smartness , cuteness , good at everything-ness ,sunshine and swag .

I jhope you have a jibootyful day . string power thank you
Watching youtube : *BTS' body rolls*

Army : *makes inhumane noises then faints*

*at the hospital*

Doctor : What happened ?

Friend : She's been exposed to BTS' body rolls !

Doctor : Oh No ! This is a severe case of My hearteu is omg !
by Theimmortalnightingale April 18, 2018
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