Musty Sailor

The sexual act of a women who has not bathed in 3-5 days, then after intercourse she squirts in her partners face, enough to simulate a musty sea breeze.

George: “Hey Michael, you smell kinda bad, what happened last night?”
Michael: “Veronica gave me a Musty Sailor last night.”

by ohc@ptainmyc@ptain October 16, 2018

Musty Dusty

Preferably someone who is dry and stinks

“Oh she a musty dusty hoe”

by dumbdadadumbdumb October 21, 2018

mustied out

When your too drunk or high to cope with life

" i was mustied out yesterday"
"shes always mustied out"
" Lets get mustied out"

by doughzah May 19, 2017

Musty Mit

When you fart in a baseball glove and then cover someone's face with it.

I couldn't believe that Steve made that error out there, so when we were headed back to the dugout I farted in my glove and gave him my musty mit.

by Mrbojangles856 July 21, 2012

musty nugget

a hairy poop with a pungent smell

duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude i just took one nasty musty nugget

by happyfacequincy March 21, 2012

musty sweets

The scent of girls' farts and/or girls' farts.

All girls have musty sweets. That was totally a musty sweet. My farts are the definition of musty sweets today. They do smell musty and sweet! Musty sweets! Perfect!

by drksassily December 17, 2010

musty pumpkin

Defines overly sunned or over done spray on tan applied to a lady's unwashed meat wafer, whereby said part of the anatomy appears to taken on a Ponceau 4r taint and stinks of a hot day near Grimsby fish market at closing time.

Barry, I met up with this lovely lass for a warm ale and a basket meal at The Rusty Bullet Hole public house in town last night. Unfortunately she'd been down to the beach earlier that day and when we got back to her place, her quim resembled a Musty Pumpkin.

by Jeff_SuperDuper September 12, 2013