Mitchell

A horny little boy with raging hormones. Usually preys on younger girls. All he wants is some ass.

Cute.

Stop being such a mitchell and leave those little girls alone.

by little animal September 15, 2009

Mitchell

Long haired twat

Mitchell is weird

by MYNAN123456789 October 19, 2018

Mitchell

A dumbass virgin who no one likes and literally sits in the back corner of the cafeteria eating beans out of a milk carton and extra salty uncooked chicken while singing the words to “everything is awesome” from lego movie

You: yo you see Mitchell over there

Me: yeah bro he’s so weird

by Yeehawnig April 16, 2019

Mitchell

Someone who eats all types of eggs

That guy always eats penguin eggs, he is such a mitchell

by armadillo is the best June 14, 2021

Mitchell

Someone who has eaten an exorbitant amount of Pizza Singles. The line between Mitchell and Pizza Single has become blurry and the two exist as one.

"What are you doing tonight?"
"I'm just hanging out with old mate Mitchell Pizza Single."

by Realnamenotincluded October 9, 2020

mitchell

very horny man, with a large penis. He's also very hot and the girls love him.

You're as big as a Mitchell

by hotmanxoxo March 4, 2021

Mitchelled

When you drink too much and you vomit but don’t realize you have to vomit till you’ve already vomited.

Mitchell: 🤢🤮🤮🤭
Mitchel: I think I have to throw up🤪

That’s why it’s called Mitchelled

by M1DNightDL1TE December 6, 2020