Marcel

Just a nice and generally cool dude who will never ask a girl out due to deep trauma concerning his past.

Javi: Dude did you hear about Marcel?!
Hector: What did he actually ask out a girl?
Javi: No of course not, he won the lottery!

by bidjav123 January 2, 2022

Marcel

A fat cunt who likes to eat smegma all day long. he eats the smegma and jacks off too femboy futa. he goons all day, and after gooning he eats his smegma.

My friend ate his own smegma so i called him a Marcel

by Sigmathoswwhoknow April 21, 2025

marcel

It is a French word for wife beater. A.K.A. sleeveless undershirt

Cette marcel a l'air propre.
That wife beater looks clean.

by Pressure1223 September 21, 2021

Pulling a Marcel

When you grow bald fat and ugly in the time span of 6 months

Have you seen John lately? Dude totally pulling a Marcel.

by daddypewl September 13, 2022

Marcel

Marcel, that word defines a person who is always broke, money isn't even a thing for him. When it comes to big outgoings, he's the one who will pay.
Santander is his second name.

Oh we are waiting for the rent, i think we can wait 13 weeks, he's a real Marcel.

by RedneckSlimJim November 22, 2021

Marcel

Cute 🇵🇱❌🇬🇧 guy, will break your heart if you cross him, low-key racist

“Racist shit in general” daym you being a marcel rn 😨

by Your mum xoxoxoxo May 14, 2022

Marcelling

Simply, the dominating ability of making any couch awesome. Like climbing Everest, this skill should be the ultimate goal that you set for yourself; one that has many obstacles in the way of achieving, however, once achieved the reward is great. Should you be so lucky to see a BAMF performing this feat, consider yourself lucky.

Give that guy a cookie, because he just started marcelling.

by Frigidtoe December 25, 2017