Maple Story

A fun korean based game where the object is to beat the hell out of snails, slimeballs, stumps, dinosaurs, GOLLEMS (dark and white), and a bunch of other crap. Download at www.mapleglobal.com. In the game you can also buy rather expensive items like armor, weapons. At level ten you can take up a job and get more power. You can become a Warrior (use swords, axes, maces, blunt weapons, pole arms), a thief (use throwind stars or daggers), a Bowman (bows and crossbows), magician (wands and staffs)(pretty overpopulated job)

n00b 1 "I want to be thief so i can beat the hell out of stumps with throwing stars."
n00b 2 "I want to be a bowman so I can beat the hell out of gollems with a bow."
noob 3 "Well you guys are all douches cuz you wanna be those people. I want to be a warrior so I can look tough and cool"
n00b 4 "Wow you are g@y, (you cant say gay on MapleStory) i want to be a mage so i can kill-steal all of you with powerful magic"
THE REAL NOOB "I want to be a n00b forever cuz people help n00bs level up"

by A level 29 Bowman March 3, 2005

Maple Whore

A person who is addicted to the game, Maple Story. So addicted, that they would do anything to play it.

Chanelle-Hey wanna hang out today?
Sharon-Nope im playing maple story
Chanelle- YOU MAPLE WHORE

by 1111asdf August 30, 2009

maple fever

attraction to Canadian girls

"Do you have maple fever?"

by loldudemanbrodki November 7, 2015

Maple Valley

A city in the Northwest in which everyone thinks would be a adequate place to live, but in reality is the worst choice. Located near Seattle, you would think it's a great tourist place, but they have nothing to show. The students are high, their grades are low, and the only time they actually care about is "t-shirt time" and 4:20.

Person #1: I'm from Maple Valley.
Person #2: Oh dude, I'm sorry.
Person #1: Yah, I get that a lot.

by tahomo 4 lyfe February 3, 2012

Maple Leaf Rag

1. A ragtime piano piece by Scott Joplin, making him the first musician to sell more than one million copies of a piece of instrumental music.

2. A Canadian tampon

"Don't mess with her. She's on the Maple Leaf Rag, eh?"

by amfv September 25, 2009

Maple Fever

Strong sexual desire and infatuation for Canadians.

"I suppose you have a thing for Canadian girls, huh? Is that it, you got Maple Fever?"

by Maple Fever November 10, 2015

Maple Leafs

Toronto-based professional hockey team that has not won the Stanley Cup since 1967, sometimes abbreviated as Leafs." Also, a profound grammatical error.

1. "Maple Leafs denied Stanley Cup because of bad luck, lack of skill."

2. "You mean Leaves, right?" "Hell, no."

by John Reid April 7, 2005