aspire to maguire

a phrase that references the illogical and sometimes outrageous outbursts of motivational speakers

this speaker's speech was just full of aspire to maguire nonsense, he was talking about how his mother was born without a womb and he built one for her so he can be born while charging her a tenancy fee

by ubah_484 June 27, 2023

Dr. Maguire

It's impossible to tell if anything he said is a compliment or an insult/

Dr. Maguire: " You are such an absolute complete failure at nothing. "

Me: " Wat "

by table_eater_75 May 08, 2023

Harry Maguire

The Goat of football 🐐. People say that Jude bellingham or vini jr should win the ballon d'or BUT NO, the real goat Harry Maguire is the one who deserved it all along.

1: "tf are you even blabbering about the real goat of football are penaldo and pessi"
2: "stfu the real goat is Harry Maguire and if you don't agree then leave my house RIGHT NOW"

by Pessidoggyispinished July 12, 2024

Maguired

The act of cumming when a child is present

Dude I Maguired when I saw those kids.

by Gaming_Kiwi420 July 17, 2018

Maguired

The act of cumming when you stumble upon a child

Dude when I saw that kid I kind of Maguired a little.

by Gaming_Kiwi420 July 17, 2018

Maguired

A move in sports especially football where a player dribbles another causing the dribbled to run off the ball and showing their back to the dribbler in the process

Broja maguired Zouma to score in last night's game.

by IBK90 March 03, 2022

Maguired

To have become catastrophically, criminally, incontinently drunk - against one's will, and all good sense - because someone called Maguire made you do so for their own sick amusement.

"So sorry I didn't turn up for that last court date, your Honour, I got Maguired."

by scunnydelight June 15, 2022