aspire to maguire

a phrase that references the illogical and sometimes outrageous outbursts of motivational speakers

this speaker's speech was just full of aspire to maguire nonsense, he was talking about how his mother was born without a womb and he built one for her so he can be born while charging her a tenancy fee

by ubah_484 June 27, 2023

Harry Maguire

The Goat of football 🐐. People say that Jude bellingham or vini jr should win the ballon d'or BUT NO, the real goat Harry Maguire is the one who deserved it all along.

1: "tf are you even blabbering about the real goat of football are penaldo and pessi"
2: "stfu the real goat is Harry Maguire and if you don't agree then leave my house RIGHT NOW"

by Pessidoggyispinished July 12, 2024

The Maguire Two Man

When two guys fuck a girl at the same time. Compared to your regular two man where there is two girls the Maguire two man is two guys and one girl at the same time!

“Brooo we could so give her The Maguire Two Man her ngl twin”

by Johnnie Walker + Trish Tate February 11, 2025

samantha maguire

She is a lovely young woman who will get far in life . She has short dark brown hair and two lovely young children .

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by d shabnab January 27, 2018

joseph maguire

One sexy cunt that will go the ends of the earth to please his girlfriend

Joseph maguire is a simp

by Patricia wag wan fam April 13, 2020

Dr. Maguire

It's impossible to tell if anything he said is a compliment or an insult/

Dr. Maguire: " You are such an absolute complete failure at nothing. "

Me: " Wat "

by table_eater_75 May 08, 2023

Maguired

The act of cumming when a child is present

Dude I Maguired when I saw those kids.

by Gaming_Kiwi420 July 17, 2018