loris g

He got a long sword, big brain, blue eyes, gentle, sportive

Genius} loris g

by Xtheforce January 2, 2017

Eris Loris

A random kid who decided to ruin his life just to become "famous" for 3 days.

Friend: Wanna play Among Us
Me: Sure
Friend: Ok lets join coochi man's server
Friend: Who the fuck removed the spaceship?
Me: Why is the entire room black?
Eris Loris: Subscribe to my shitty youtube channel or I'll blow up your fucking phone.
Eris Loris: Subscribe to my shitty youtube channel or I'll blow up your fucking phone.
Eris Loris: Subscribe to my shitty youtube channel or I'll blow up your fucking phone.
Eris Loris: Subscribe to my shitty youtube channel or I'll blow up your fucking phone.
Eris Loris: Subscribe to my shitty youtube channel or I'll blow up your fucking phone.
Me: Oh shit it's that gay kid again.

by A4775 October 25, 2020

Slender Loris

Quite possibly the coolest animal in existence, with two saucer-like brown eyes, and a cute little heart shaped nose. Lives in India and Sri Lanka.

Unlike the Spotted Cuscus, the Slender Loris is cool.

Is there a Slender Loris on that playing card?

The Slender Loris sang a song in the club style.

by LorisLover August 5, 2011

Slow Loris

A sex position in which the woman sits on the man's lap, facing him, and he tickles her while bouncing, while she lifts her arms up in the air, like the small Asian primate, the Slow Loris.

Hey, wanna Slow Loris with me? You look ticklish.

by Andre LeBlanc October 6, 2009

Mitch "The Loris" McConnell

Looks sadly harmless and timid yet its poison will kill you.

It was so stunning that President "The Donald" advocated a $2,000.00 stimulus check, one would never have thought a career politician would oppose it. But leave it to Mitch "The Loris" McConnell to have blocked it.

by Maxesquire December 31, 2020

slow loris

A dull, dimwitted person, slow on the uptake, easily fooled, a rube, a hayseed, a yokel.

"Yo, homes! I scammed that slow loris mo-fo outta fifty bucks!"

by Paul_Mysterioso December 9, 2006

Ringet Loris

A young lady situated in Guernsey. Intelliget and talented, liable to cause happiness in those she encounters. Loved by all. Very special.

More commonly referred to as Ringi and Ringsi.

by Severan May 23, 2004