Lifetime Shotgun

Ryan Mayle has shotgun in any car for the rest of his life.

You can’t sit in the front seat because Ryan has Lifetime Shotgun.

by NightHawk77 December 5, 2018

The LifeTime DoucheBag Award

The lifetime D-Bag award is a very hard award to win but without fail someone always does.and without further adue i present to you the Lifetime D-Bag award winner.......

Brandon P.!!!!!!!

For all his great work in douchebagery Brandon P. has earned his rightful place among the doucheiest of douches with The LifeTime DoucheBag Award in hand!!!

by TheOneForHer February 21, 2009

Last in a lifetime

An rare experience that will inevitably lead to death, but is worthy of experiencing nevertheless.

I will be going to Bali this weekend even though there will be a volcanic eruption. It’s a last in a lifetime experience.

by PerZah December 1, 2017

Lifetime

(Adj) to describe a person or situation that reflects the situations and themes commonly seen on the Lifetime Channel.

"She's such a Lifetime girl!"
"Quit being so Lifetime and dump his ass!"
"This is a little too Lifetime for me."

by Happy-Reader January 7, 2016

Lifetime Movies

Movies with actors who portray Americans despite the fact they have Canadian accents.

It’s not clear where this takes place until the ending reveals it’s in Pennsylvania, though the Keystone State is “played” by Ottawa, Canada as is typical in Lifetime movies.

by Scarie Carrie October 28, 2019

Lifetime

It's got Golden Girls, and that's a pretty good show.

I watch Lifetime for Golden Girls.

by babaloulou November 15, 2003

Lifetime friends

Women who share everything with each other. Differs from Beaches in that Lifetime friends are engaged in a subtle competition to determine who has been victimized most. Nearly every sentence in a conversation among Lifetime friends begin with "I."

Those girls seem like Beaches, but they are really pity-seeking Lifetime friends.

Did those Lifetime friends hear anything they have said to each other?

by Madame Sosostris June 29, 2006