Lego

Stepping on Lego reaches a level of pain only matched by childbirth and watching Dobby die

Person stepping on Lego: I haven't felt this much pain since I watched Dobby die

by DeepSeaNinja6 January 31, 2015

figa di legno

wood pussy

A girl who doesn't want to have sex or she has sex very few times.

Quella ragazza è una figa di legno.

That girl is a wood pussy.
(probably the girl didn't want to have sex with the guy who said the phrase)

by dkctrs March 11, 2009

leggo beast

a girl that cheats on her man...ALOT like steel pulse's song leggo beast

friend 1: y'd you break up with your girlfriend

friend 2: she was a leggo beast

by kandam808 October 17, 2008

Legolamania. (legomania)

Legolamania - A severe urge/tendency to engage in actions relating to Lego's.

A person who suffers legolamania is often referred to as a legolamaniac.

Oh, he was such a nice boy, until he started playing with those blasted Lego's. He doesn't do anything else! I think he is suffering with Legolamania. (legomania)

by Micheal Angelo. July 8, 2009

Legoism

A religion in which the belief is that all Lego is sacred and special to mankind.

"I follow Christianity", "Well I follow Legoism."

by qwertylass October 23, 2012

LEGO Stud

Talking about how that person’s penis is sooooo small.

My friend, Sammy, has a LEGO Stud

by Suckle CN July 3, 2018

Legobot

Someone who follows whatever the latest trends are within the LGBT community no matter how cringy or nonsensical they are, and who has given up any sense of self or individuality to be a mechanical shiny happy plastic person.

"I'm super gay, but I'm not a legobot."

"Have you heard from that legobot Chris lately? They are nostalgic-sexual, gender-ironic, and an amoeba-kin now. I heard they changed their name to a serial code now too, and only want to be referred to as C943H6."

"Did you see that legobot that just walked by? They looked like a walking Expressionist painting of Rainbow Brite."

by d1rkstr1der September 24, 2019