go lefty

When a right handed person is forced to masturbate with his left hand

Joe: What happened to your wrist?

Mike: I sprained it at the gym. I've gotta go lefty for the next two weeks.

Joe: That sucks.

by 2014_chiguy June 5, 2013

I hit lefty, but only in baseball

A metaphorical way of a telling a gay or lesbian you are straight and have no desire or capacity for a same-sex hookup.
You tell a bi I switch hit, but only in baseball.

At the batting cage....
Lesbian standing outside cage: I just LOOOVEE the way you swing the bat left-handed. Can you hit lefty with me?
Me: Hell, no! I hit lefty, but only in baseball! I I throw righty.

by Stop the Pendulum April 25, 2006

The Lefty

A type of dance; eyes closed, one hand holding a drink, other hand in a fist pumping the air, feet not moving.

"Man, even Kory is doing 'The Lefty'"

by Neuspeed July 27, 2006

big lefty

Slapping a girl hard with your left nut

WE had sex last night, I gave her the big lefty.

by tkhhtkflltsfg March 23, 2017

Sir Lefty

The left testicle.
The nut that is always being sat upon, smacked or otherwise abused (usually for attention).

I think I just flattened Sir Lefty.

by Richard Nixon April 24, 2003

Irish Lefty

When you and your girlfriend are having sex, and a midget in a leprechaun costume joins in and begins fisting your girlfriend in the ass with his left hand.

"My girlfriend totally enjoyed that Irish lefty."

by elmolovesirishlefties April 1, 2009

Smoke a Lefty

Referring to the fact that all gay smokers, smoke with their left hand.

"Hey Chris Crocker!"
"Yeah"
"You Smoke a lefty, haha"
"LEAVE CHRIS CROCKER ALONE"

by Riley T. May 1, 2008