laser show

In baseball, an offensive outburst after fans and media doubt your abilities.

A couple of years ago I had 60 at-bats. I was hitting .170, everyone was ready to kill me too. What happened? Laser show. Relax. -- Dustin Pedroia, commenting on David Ortiz's struggles at the beginning of the 2010 season.

by SheddlyButter May 18, 2010

Fire the Laser

An expression of excitement or eager intention which can be used in conjunction with most activities.

'Fire the pizza Laser!'

by Brad February 5, 2005

laser quest

popular hangout where teens shoot each other with laser guns.

"i beat lzrQT69 at laser quest last weekend"

by LeeannMoore April 13, 2008

Laser Shank

To shank someone with a laser related device. i.e. Light Saber, Laser Pointer, Star Wars Light-Up Spoon, Wii Remote.

"How did he die?" "He beat his friend at Wii Sports, so his friend Laser Shanked him with the WiiMote.

by Sonia Belmont July 6, 2008

laser vision

a super power everyone wishes they had.

you wouldnt call me queer if i could shoot lasers out my eyes! LASER VISION!

by ally pow January 6, 2006

laser fucked

to get repeatedly pointed at by your coaches laser pointer during an after game film session. The coach yells during this occurence making the fucking more intense.

dude, i did so bad that game, im gonna get laser fucked on monday.

by Billy Reilly October 25, 2007

Blue Laser

Terrorist fighting group and arch rivals of the Cheat Commandos reported to HQ in nana's backyard

Blue Laser HATES you sooo much!

by Private Plug of the Homestarmy July 25, 2004