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Skanky Lanky

Someone who’s over the age of 30 who comes into your DMs who you don’t wanna talk too, also known as a pedophile
Friend #1: Did you hear about the Skanky Lanky on the tv?
Friend #2: yeah ofc he’s one of the top 10 pedophiles
by No Skanky Lankys Allowed June 1, 2020
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stanky lanky

A man’s penis after having stinky butt sex
That’s was good, but now I have a stanky lanky.
by ilovesparky September 23, 2020
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Lanky Flakes

The best, and healthiest cereal brand. Lanky Flakes is made up of 100% natural ingredients. Each color has a different flavor of basic fruits. Red: strawberry, orange: orange, yellow: banana, green: lime, blue: blueberry, & purple: grape. See more information on your box of Lanky Flakes when you purchase it at: Best Buy, Walmart, Target, Kohl's, Acme, & ShopRite!
by Lanky Kong! December 11, 2017
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Lanky munter

by Allah@911 November 9, 2021
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Lanky lunk

That lanky lunk fell om me
by Goodcost78 October 12, 2021
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Lanky

someone who is ungracefully tall and walks very awkwardly
"u r so lanky bro"
"i cant help it-"
by Yumeko is not straight October 27, 2021
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lanky

to be a lanky, one must demonstrate an excessive quantity of either or all of the three A’s. a willingness to provide unreciprocated Admiration, Assistance, or Attention, to a female in some shape or form.
Did you see that guy begging me to let him do my homework? He’s such a lanky.
by ishallruletheworld August 11, 2021
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