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Lamb of God 

A badass metal band from Richmond, Virginia. Randy Blythe, Mark Morton, Will Adler, John Campbell, and Chris Adler make up this incredible force. With their amazing technical riffs, their killer drums, and of course the brutal and piercing vocals of Randy Blythe, it's no wonder they're one of todays youths' favorite metal bands. With 4 studio albums (New American Gospel, As The Palaces Burn, Ashes of the Wake, and Sacrament)and 2 DVD's (Killadelphia and Walk With Me In Hell) they're material is amazing and they're music will live and play forever.
you don't need an example of Lamb of God. When you see 2 bunnies spontaneously combust, you know its Lamb of God
Lamb of God by Lord_Billiam August 13, 2008
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lamb lance 

penis; the male love weapon; pork sword; beef bayonet
Mary was looking hot as she bent over the freezer, so I whipped down her white panties and pounded her clown's pocket with my lamb lance.
lamb lance by Stevo Davo March 6, 2008
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Lamb Shank 

'I caught Fred watching a porno the other night, I'm not 100% sure but I think he was in the middle of a lamb shank'.
Lamb Shank by Cannon! September 14, 2008

Lamb Baste 

When a Large Robust Woman with the Head of a lion Has too many glasses of Vladimirs Vodka and has an orange juice moustache , Gets angry And chases you with a clinched fist while making weird face and Attempts to to pound you with her oversized club of a hand.
Joanne would Lam Baste her children in a fit of rage when she couldnt go to the bar to meet up with Tedda Rad.

Joanne Lambasted Snooky when she found he gave her croch critters .

Joanne lamb Basted gene when he told her she was loose "down there" and dat pussy stunk.
Lamb Baste by WhatsReallyHood Bit*ch November 22, 2011

Lamb of God 

One of the best extreme metal bands to come in many years...both musically and lyrically brilliant. Members includes the amazing Randy Blyth on vocals, Chris Adler on drums, John Campbell on bass, and finally, Mark Morton and Willie Adler who play their guitars like animals.

"Smite the shepherd...and the sheep will be scattered"
Lamb of God is the BEST!!!
Lamb of God by The Shepherd February 13, 2005

Lamb of God 

One of the greatest metal bands to grace our world. No, they're not Christian. They're truth.
Lamb of God by Jason Voorhees October 25, 2003

Lamb Shank Day 

Annual event that takes place on April 21st. Involves the eating of a lamb shank.
"Cliff and Dave were defeated by Ewut in the lamb shank day lamb shank eating challenge"

"Cliff can't piss on lamb shank day, it's the rule"
Lamb Shank Day by EwuT September 30, 2012