Lag

English word used to mean piss in certain contexts. See example.

Right Usage - "Jimmy threw a pint of lag at Richard last night, he found it on a wall. Funny shit!"

Wrong Usage - "I'm just going for a lag"

by JulesWinnfield May 23, 2007

Lag

Lag is a suffix and an acronym; It stands for Like A Guy, stemmed from the phrase "He's such a fuckin guy", and therefore it's root is in fact the phrase, 'Like a fuckin guy", or LAFG. It can be used to modify, intensify, or emphasize the meaning of a word by attaching it to the end, or it can simply be used alone, as an exclamation of emotion or passion.

Guy1: "Bro, do you think Mike the Situation gets active??"

Guy2: "LAG bro, LAG."

Guy1: "You tryna get some burgerslag?"
Guy2: "Lag Bro, fuck yeah."

by fugginguy September 01, 2011

lag

The scapegoat for bad players skill and/or rage.

Damn lag... OH MY GOD, YOU FUCKING CHEATING BITCH, WHAT A FUCKING LAGSWITCH! I'M REPORTING YOU!

by FPS Matthew May 25, 2010

Lag

What newbs do in online games.

Newb - "Omfg, I swore I killed you!"
John - "No, you're lagging shit balls, newb".

by NewbKilla November 25, 2009

lag

Something that plagues people in first world countries everyday by slightly inconveniencing them.

"The lag today is awful, I can't do anything on the internet!"

by Words and such. February 20, 2015

lag

slowing of a server because a n00b's computer sucks.

n00b:OMG WTF!? m4d lag!!!
Me: STFU! y0ur c0/\/\p j|_|5t s|_|cks.

by dthhand5 April 17, 2007

Lag

Someone who is not quite a slag. but is a lag.
commonly used when a person forgets to put the "S" on the beginning of the word.

Hey you, your a LAG.

(confuses the reader)

by LizzyG March 01, 2008