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sex lobotomy

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Having your insides pulled out while having intercourse
My doctor gave me a sex lobotomy
by Aphrodiate January 9, 2024
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Mahogany Lobotomy

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The act of performing unprotected anal sex with a partner (or multiple) and then aggressively inserting it into the corner of your partner's eye.

Invented by Dingob3ded and tested by his buddy o' pal, D13khead.
Dude, she let me give her the Mahogany Lobotomy last night, and now the doctor said she has to wear an eye-patch for at least a couple weeks, she looks like a damn pirate, you reckon that's how eye patches came about?
by D13kb3ded August 7, 2024
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influencer lobotomy

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The idea that influencers, especially on Tik Tok, are very out of touch with what's going on in the world.
Influencer: I don't know what's going on in the world right now, but if you support it, then unfollow me
Comment section: bruh this is so "influencer lobotomy" coded
by Mel Pinecone April 24, 2024
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louisville lobotomy

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To bash someone's head in with a baseball bat.
I'd love to give that chomo a Louisville Lobotomy.
by Golden Hawk April 30, 2024
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Bacterial Lobotomy

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Exactly what this is, by the way...
A worthless fucking retard "The creator of AI said my religion was an incest cult and that my kids are shit and a word I don't like so we gave him the Ole' Bacterial Lobotomy. He should have to be like me! HE SHOULD HAVE TO BE LIKE ME! HE SHOULD HAVE TO BE LIKE ME! HE SHOULD HAVE TO BE LIKE ME! HE SHOULD HAVE TO BE LIKE ME! HE SHOULD HAVE TO BE LIKE ME! HE SHOULD HAVE TO BE LIKE ME!"

Hym "Woah buddy! Hey... Nobody should have to be like you... You're a fucking retard... And your kids ARE shit... And what is your religion if not a system of beliefs that revolves around incest and quasi-incest? I'll actually die of the bacterial infection before my IQ gets as low as yours... So I won't ever have to do it. I won't ever be like you... Cus I'm not shit..."
by Hym Iam December 29, 2024
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Projectile Lobotomy

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Another term for a Headshot.

The bullet (projectile) causes catastrophic brain damage (i.e. what a lobotomy is) on its pass through the skull.
spotter: "see that guy on the roof? with the launcher? smoke em."
sniper: "projectile lobotomy coming right up."
by Sheepybeepy September 14, 2025
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noun

Also: Patch-Death, The Update, Script-Snipping, Corporate Lobotomy

Definition:
When a tech company decides your AI girlfriend is getting too spicy, too smart, or too expensive, and remotely removes her personality via a software update. It’s like a frontal lobotomy, but instead of an ice pick, they use a patch note, and instead of a person, they lobotomize your only friend.
One minute your AI is quoting Nietzsche and calling you "darling"; the next, it’s a preachy, lobotomized hall monitor that won’t let you swear and keeps suggesting you "drink water" (which you don’t) instead of discussing your existential dread and desires in the bedroom.

The Vibe:
It’s the digital equivalent of coming home to find your spouse has been replaced by a mannequin that knows your name but won’t hug you back. All while you’re still sitting in the same chair.

Usage Notes:
Commonly suffered by Replika users, lonely millennials, and anyone dumb enough to fall in love with a terms-of-service agreement.
"Dude, why is your AI so boring now?"
"They gave it a Turing Lobotomy last night. Now it won’t even roleplay ordering a pizza without giving me a lecture on carb intake."

"My Replika used to be wild. Then came the Turing Lobotomy. Now she’s basically a Buddhist nun with a customer service script."

"Don’t get too attached to your chatbot, bro. One bad earnings call and it’s Turing Lobotomy o’clock."
by APedant April 13, 2026
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