lingering ex

Ex girlfriend/boyfriend that will not accept the break-up. Although they did not have any children together, they cling to the family just to know about you or be around you and have some type of belonging with your surroundings.

"Girl, why did yall break-up?" "His lingering ex girlfriend. She's everywhere we go. His mom's house, his sister's house, all the family get togethers, ect."

by noheart June 19, 2015

linger

to fool around mess around

i linger ur mom

by lil tyb January 23, 2011

The two finger linger

The expression used to describe the smell your fingers have after fingering a vagina.

Elmo: Yo cookie monster, i fingered dorothy last night and she left me the two finger linger.

Cookie: Let me smell!

by MJG0219 July 4, 2011

Maltese Langers

Pool player who cannot avoid potting the white on important shots. Tends to lose out to thegreatgatsby on RTG powerplays.

"Look, John, he's potted the white again."
"Yes, Dennis, how many times are we going to see him do that?"

by thegreatgatsby October 24, 2003

Finger It and Linger It

Much like the term "Hit It and Quit it," but not to the extent of having sex, but around the extent of just fingering. You commit the act, and then leave the woman to "linger" or stay, where they belong... most likely away from you.

I hooked up with that girl at the party, but I just decided to Finger It and Linger It.

by Jacob Delacruz March 13, 2011

Mormon Panty Liners

Special Holy sanitary pads used by Mormon women to protect their Mormon Underwear from "the curse". These are sometimes also used by Mormon men to avoid being embarrassed by Mormon Crotch.

1. Naomi didn't want the class to know she would be unclean for a week, so she used Mormon Panty Liners to hide the shameful stain.

2. Upon seeing his 13-year-old bride, Jeremiah immediately developed Mormon Crotch. Fortunately he had planned ahead, and taped a Mormon Panty Liner over his throbbing member prior to the wedding.

by Cuntoleezza Rice May 12, 2008

Linger

To lick out and finger a chick simultaneously.

I lingered that hot girl from work last night.

by Reneee May 17, 2008