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Lightsabre

by MD March 24, 2005
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Light saber penis

When your fellow team mates in battle chop off your arms and you have to put the light saber between your legs
I was in battle with my friend he had a blue light saber and I had a red one he chopped off my arms and I looked like I had a erect penis from my light saber the light saber penis was very difficult to control between my legs
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Light Saber Fight

When some boys in glow in the dark condoms have a sward fight with there penises.
Dude that was an epic light saber fight
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Lightsabering

Jerking off in subzero temperatures and ejaculating. The cum will freeze solid while still being partway inside the urethra, hopefully into and icicle shape. It is then used as a weapon.
Dude, I was totally Lightsabering some guy during my trip to Antarctica.
by hitlerdidnothingwrong9/11 July 31, 2014
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Light Saber Fight

Its when two gay dudes wear glow in the dark condoms and then battle with their dicks. Then half way through the fight, one cries out "Luke I am your father!!"
Person 1: "Hey do you have the glow in the dark condoms?"
Person 2: "Are we going to have a Light Saber Fight tonight?"
Person 1: "Oh yeah!!"
by Vivian12345 March 17, 2011
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I smell your light saber

I understand where you are coming from; I hear ya
Unrealistic Dude #1: How am I suppose to synthesis this molecule for her if she won't tell me what the stereochemistry is at carbon 6? You feel me?
Unrealistic Dude #2: Yeah, I smell your light saber. That shit ain't right.
by angioblast August 27, 2009
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red light saber

A term used when a girl of non african decent, usually white, dates a person of african decent. Meaning that she "has gone to the dark side" thus uses a red light saber like in Star Wars. In other words a black mans penis.
Hey dude, I heard Betty likes the red light saber.
by Brandon16 May 30, 2008
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