"To their horror, Jeff's voice was heard louder and louder, as he approached with excitement in mind and a newly collected knit in his right hand."
by gregyun June 4, 2025

What's that? A knitted sock. hahaha! look what I got! A Monster Jam Official Mega Grave Digger!! no, I don't wanna play with your knitted sock!
by Esa4 September 14, 2019

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

When sex is not a high priority and the idea of doing anything but the act is more interesting. This is a multi-use phrase. Having children definately brings on knit a sweater. Dating a prude or someone with no vision absolutely qualifies under knit a sweater. When men use this term it is crucial to understand that someone needs to put them out of their misery immediately. All fabulous people.. honey, knit away.
I think my best friend is going through the knit a sweater phase, because she was mad at me wanting to look sexy for my new boyfriend. The sweatsuit and frizzy hair were also tell-tale signs that I should have shut up talking, but I didn't, and she bit my head off.
by TwoTablesNoTime January 13, 2012

guy 1: hey do you like knitting?
guy 2: nah man i crochet
guy 2: why?
guy 1:louds shotgun with malicious intent
guy 2: nah man i crochet
guy 2: why?
guy 1:louds shotgun with malicious intent
by Limited_JUKES October 1, 2020

Knitted Condom is a term to describe how useless a person is as it mirrors how useful a legitimate knitted condom is
by Cock Slinger1000 June 5, 2022
