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A Knit professional is athletic and accomplished in a professional setting. Being Knit as a Man acknowledges being well dressed, well groomed, and showing manners. Having consistent showmanship and being a Prime role model on and off of the field. Being Knit for women is staying fit, traditional, classy, and having fun while showing those qualities.
Definition of Knit: Stephon Curry and Shaedon Sharpe show the older and younger league professionals proper representation between a 10+ year Rookie/Sophomore and MVP Level of athleticism and cadence.
by Welcome2 Ninja Lane August 10, 2023
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knitting

something that is better than crochet in 100 different ways
guy 1: hey do you like knitting?
guy 2: nah man i crochet

guy 2: why?
guy 1:louds shotgun with malicious intent
by Limited_JUKES October 1, 2020
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Ticket Knitting

verb. -restaurant slang

The act of taking orders from multiple tables and ringing them in simultaneously; a 'strategy' used by wait staff that unfairly polarizes the production and distribution of food for one server's benefit.
"Our servers should NOT be ticket knitting. It bombards our kitchen staff, disrupts ticket times, and positions one server's orders ahead of everyone else's.
by SauceComet August 20, 2022
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Gay Knitting Era

The era an aging gay man enters after being a barfly for a decade and swearing they will always be the life of a party. Hangovers start to hit harder, the single gay man takes up hobbies such as knitting or collecting teapots. Gets excited about watching the news and other things he always called boring.
"I'm in my Gay Knitting Era, I never thought I would be that boring gay but here I am. I can't handle nights out anymore would rather watch the news"
by HarryThompson2004 September 26, 2022
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knitted condom

Knitted Condom is a term to describe how useless a person is as it mirrors how useful a legitimate knitted condom is
He’s as useful as a knitted condom
by Cock Slinger1000 June 5, 2022
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The act of an ancient technique used by Tunisian Monks in the early days of the Phoenician wars. They would use a sewing needle and kindle, as well as a flammable substance to create a "ring of fire", strengthening battle spirits before going to war. It involves the sewing of of the tip to the scrotum, then entrancing it with a great flame, one said to never go out. Often paired with great drumrolls in a ancient sanctuary of many other goon techniques, such as French Flicker Gooning and Master Hendrick "Goonmeister" Abel V's signature technique, the founder of the first Flicker Goon Technique.
"I'm entering this years Goon Games with the Tunisian Knit & Kindle "Ring of Fire" Flicker Goon Technique! Wish me luck!"

"Good luck man, I'm sure you'll win this one!"
by nblitzed December 21, 2025
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knit

a term for a person who neglects friendships or relationships by spending little or no time with the other person
Joey has canceled plans on us the last 3 times we've hung out. What a knit.
by JonCreed January 26, 2025
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