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Sad Kautz 

Originated from David Katz. Our "dear" friend Kautz who unfortunately looks exactly like David. Is when someone says something that offends or hurts your feelings
In a galaxy far far away... virgins watched a completely made of nonsense film and created a religion. Civilization labelled them Betas! He felt like a Sad Kautz
Sad Kautz by Drhymen September 7, 2018
awesome, ill, sweet, amazing, rad
say for instance you were on a road trip and didnt have the head phones to your ipod and you asked everyone and one person goes i have a pair.. thats klutch
klutch by chick on my tip January 27, 2009
Durham (UK's) pitiful excuse for a nightclub. It was named after the 1971 film of the same name, and is known to be either the worst or second worst nightclub in Europe according to an FHM poll.

It's always packed with students who don't mind being crushed up against each other like sardines in a can. Can be fun though. It is also known for playing cheesy music.
Girl) Are you coming to Klute tonight?

Guy) Naa, I've an essay to write for tomorrow.

Girl) Come on, its cheap drinks tonight.

Guy) Oh sod the essay, lets go.
Klute by Pete October 6, 2004
Klute; slang for a body part that is unique and special to its owner. Rubbing ones klute often gives its owner a tingling sensation.
'Klute' can be used as a verb, adverb, or adjective.
Klute is high compatible with clitter
Ashley: Omgz, my klute is totally rockn today.
Cole: No, it isn't. Your's is grey and dripping ooze.
Klute by JizzleyAnalson January 17, 2011
the fact that you can rearange the letters in santa to form satan it knutz!
knutz by jojo the flying monkey January 5, 2004
Bobby "jimmy says hes gonnna jump off the roof!"
Mitch "What a fuckin KRUTZ!"
krutz by imonthefritz December 23, 2008