kited up

to be stoned out of ones mind

That purp got me so kited up that I can't see straight.

by Johnny Tats June 18, 2008

Kite

another word for a girls vagina

Dude her kite smelled like shit

by Maddie reilly January 14, 2019

Flying Kites

To get high, generally by the use of marijuana.

Yo wanna fly kites this weekend?
Yeah bro!

Can't believe we are flying kites right now!
Shut up, your ruining the high!

by Derethad June 24, 2010

Tam Kite

Rhyming slang term for a shite.

"aww man am burstin fur a tam kite."

by Jesus is Your uncle September 1, 2005

Kite Runner

1)noun. The book Kite Runner, by Khaled Hosseini about a Afghan man named Amir who returns to his motherland to rectify a mistake.


2)verb. Means to rape someone/something, specifically anal rape. Refers to the book Kite Runner, in which a 12-year-old boy anal rapes a 10-year-old boy. Personified by quick, rhythmic, grunts.

" Assef knelt behind Hassan, put his hands on Hassan's hips and lifted his bare buttocks. He keptone hand on Hassan's back and undid his own belt buckle with his free hand. He unzipped his jeans. Dropped his underwear. He positioned himself behind Hassan...From just around the corner, I could hear Assef's quick, rhythmic grunts."

1)"Kite Runner is a book about a man named Amir who attempts to correct his wrongs."

2)"Dude, I got Kite Runnered by that insane Enlgish test."
"Did you hear? Joey got Kite Runnered!"

by Nicholas Lai September 12, 2005

kite game

6 men put one red head girl in a room. They all fuck her without protection. The redhead becomes pregnant and nine months later a paternity test shows who the actual father is. The father wins a kite.

by tim colgan August 8, 2003

dick kite

an insult used to demean the likes of a friend or relative who has e.d.... implying that said person might as well tie a kite to his dick

Mike:So how did the other night go?
Justin:I've sure had better performances, if you know what I mean.
Mike:Man, what a dick kite!

by Tim Bianco March 17, 2008