Monkey like King Kong

Refers to thick hair in pubic area; unshaven sex organs.

She had a monkey like King Kong, dude she needs to shave.

You need to shave the pub'z on your monkey, it looks like King Kong in your pants.

by QC Inspector #30 April 10, 2009

friends with king kong

Phrase used mostly by 15 year old girls at all night skate parties to make one feel awkward and fuck.

"Are you friends with king kong?"

by Jaemane December 15, 2008

king kong booty scratcher

Someone who continually scratches his Gluteus Maximus to the point that he resembles King Kong.

Hey man, that guy climbing a tree, he's a King Kong booty scratcher

by I Look like Goku September 20, 2015

meter long king kong dong

A male with a very large dick. Much like how King Kong was very big.

Sarah does nick have a meter long King Kong dong like everyone says?

by Savvyyy October 13, 2015

King Kong Long Shlong

Its just noice

king kong long shlongs are great

by anonymous March 2, 2021

a fight between godzilla and king kong

An extraordinary shit that could easily have been the biggest shit you've ever shat.

Man, I just pooped out a fight between godzilla and king kong.

by fckthepoleeees August 18, 2009

King Kong ain't got SHIT on me!

1. The greatest movie quote of the 21st century

2. The most overused quote by average people since "Kneel before Zod!" from Superman 2. It basically means you are unbeatable since King Kong was considered unbeatable and you are saying even he's not on your level

1. (Denzel as Alonzo) "I'll burn this whole motherfucker down! King Kong ain't got SHIT on me!"

2. (Some average guy on the 'net) You wanna fight me? You can't beat me! King Kong ain't got SHIT on me!

by anonymous April 15, 2006