Kazoo

An amazing person. He has is a great friend. I couldnt imagine where i would be if he hadnt been my friend and he sings to me sometimes

also I DONT LIKE PAW PATROL

stab: hey kazoo how are ya
kazoo: *sings shape of you*

by stab i think July 24, 2021

Michigan Kazoo

A Michigan Kazoo is when you stick a Kazoo in the butthole of your partner and blow into it from the other end while humming the state anthem “My Michigan”.

I really got my partner off with a Michigan Kazoo.

by Chefman001 February 11, 2025

Playing Kazoo

Playing Kazoo is another term for being gay. It is just like, "coming out of the closet" but better. And no, it is not, "playing THE kazoo" it is just, "playing kazoo"

"I played kazoo last night?"

"The instrument?"

"No. I was playing kazoo"

"Ah, so you're gay"

"Yeah"

by Musical_Doodle May 26, 2017

Kazoo

Better known as Kaz Brekker or Dirtyhands, a gang leader in Ketterdam. Nina likes to call him this.

“Who’s that, Nina?”

“That’s Kazoo David Brekker. He thinks his hair is cool, it’s not.”

“Right-“

by jesperfaheylobebot July 11, 2021

Rusty Kazoo

Blowing into a man's asshole while jacking him off, rusty trombone style. A Rusty Gillespie in reverse.

Had a wild night, she started playing my trombone and then gave me a rusty Kazoo.

by Söme Blöke85 October 18, 2021

Bugle/horn/kazoo/drum hoop

Some females would wear a bugle/horn/kazoo/drum hoop around their head while juggling chainsaws and playing an accordian to keep from getting ignored.

The one that came in wasted with the bugle/horn/kazoo/drum hoop around her head got mad when they wouldn't give her the chainsaws to juggle since they didn't want to be responsible for her injuries if she fucked up.

by The Original Agahnim September 26, 2021

Kazoo Kazoo

The sound of a heavy machine gun charging/firing.

That minigun went kazoo kazoo!

by opinionatedash July 30, 2023