kamikaze shit 

It's when you have a shit in the shower and you kick it so hard, it slides across the bath and lands on your head.

"Mate, last night when in the shower, I took a Kamikaze shit."

kamikaze shit by TheBrucey October 14, 2017

kamikaze fingers 

When someone comes in hot, out of no where. The consequences are not considered. The fingers most likely do not return to their place of origin in the same condition.

"Sometimes appendages are just worth sacrificing, here they (kamikaze fingers) come!"

kamikaze fingers by christopherduck February 8, 2014

kamikaze wank

When you hijack a plane and fly it to the ground, then masturbate in the ZERO-G.

Bob: My friend Tom had a kamikaze wank last night.
Greg: Wow, and did the cum float?
Bob: Yes.

kamikaze wank by Lovebugeater March 10, 2014

kamikaze eating 

To eat yourself into a coma at a crappy cheap buffet and telling everyone it's the best place ever.

I just saw that fats on his way to the old country buffet for some kamikaze eating!

kamikaze eating by bmg-definitions February 28, 2015

Kamikaze creampie 

When you cum in the pussy then kill yourself mid ejaculation so you don't have to take care of the baby.

Girl: Did you just cum in me?
Dude: Whoops *Gunshot*

Girl: He just kamikaze creampied me what a bitch. Good thing I'm on birth control.

Kamikaze creampie by Daldophrius December 3, 2015

kamikaze jackhammer

Verb-

the act of turning your lover upside down on to their head, then inserting a bottle of tobasco sauce into the anus, while simultaniously pumping the legs like a jack hammer, once the bottle is empty, the receiver then shits a heterogeneous mixture of poop and sauce onto the administrators penis whilst shouting " Kamikae Jackhammer!"

Bob: Last night i shoved the old tabasco sauce in my fridge into Carol's ass.
Fred: Wow, what happened next?
Bob: Then she screamed " KAMIKAZE JACKHAMMER and shit it out on and around my penis!
Fred: I wish my girlfriend would do that!

kamikaze jackhammer by Kylenardo February 16, 2010

kamikaze eyes 

The look a drunk gets when he spies someone he's always hated but was always too sober to fight.

Jose Contreras: Shit man, are you sporting kamikaze eyes for that asshole?
Bruce Lee: Not applicable. I kicked the living shit out of him sober already.

kamikaze eyes by benny b from the bronx August 21, 2007