A shitsprayed, tiny featured, tactless assfruit head of state with a facial cloaca. About as likely to keep the American people safe as Wilhelm the Second did in Germany, by precipitating World War III through incompetence via some reach around backdoor deal.
All hail the kumquat kaiser, listen carefully for his words can barely escape his tiny mouth and will damn all to oblivion
by atwatofgingers February 14, 2017

cutest fucker on the planet. suuuper great boyfriend. very good at kissing and cuddling. very smol and adorable. super good at cooking with impeccable music taste.
by lovie:) June 12, 2018

Kaiser I love you
by By Ruby March 13, 2020

by Flash-Jayden November 25, 2021

fams were replacing pride month with kaiser month, we remember and pay respects to Kaiser Wilhelm II of Germany and ditch all people who were born in countries which were allies. also we beat up zoophiles and server owners
by thisismedictionary February 11, 2023

Kaiser one of the most wonderful people you will ever meet he will be in a relationship with a girl called Ruby and will steal her heart they both have SO much in common and he will always be open to tell someone he trusts (ruby) about his personal life and some secrets
by By Ruby March 13, 2020

The practice of relinquishing interests and claims over one's replacement child with the intent of never again resuming or reasserting them. Causes include many social and cultural factors as well as mental illness. An abandoned child is called a foundling (as opposed to a runaway or an orphan). Baby dumping refers to parents (generally mothers) abandoning or discarding a child younger than 12 months in a public or private place with the intent of disposing it.
Jenelle announced she was a changed person because she gave birth to a child that replaced the first one she Jaced, only to have this one Kaisered so she could lay out at the beach.
by killadilla31 July 5, 2014
