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Kaiser

Hot, tall weirdo who would melt your heart at first sight. He's really annoying but you will always love him.

Anyone named Kaiser has a really small dick and is really stupid too. Still very lovable.
Person 1: "Woah who's that over there he's really hot"
Person 2: "Don't you know? That's the cool Kaiser who gets girls easily."
Person 1: "He looks annoying too but he's hot."
by unicorneto March 16, 2022
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Kaiser

Kaiser sweet caring person whom likes a girl named Ruby and will always have green eyes and German
Kaiser I love you
by By Ruby March 13, 2020
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Kaiser

It means permanent like Kaiser Permenente.
Joey got a tattoo he shouldnt have and when he looked in the mirror he said "Fuck this shit is kaiser huh"
by John Conde May 2, 2023
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Pick on Sam Kaiser day

April 19 and so on, you pick on idiots name Sam Kaiser.
Pick on Sam Kaiser day

Hey Sam fuck you!
You smell like shit Sam.
Why you so hairy Sam?
by Guy with a huge bag April 19, 2021
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Michael kaiser

Michael kaiser is the most hottest fictional German men alive. He is in a football club called Bastard Munchen. He's a striker for the team. The hottest red flag in fictional german soccer team. To tell someone is hot af.
I need my Michael kaiser.

He's my Micahel kaiser.
by hehehehehg August 19, 2024
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Kaisered

When you remove all the cards from a deck that are not required for kaiser
I kaisered the deck. We can play kaiser now
by Ps$ October 11, 2025
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kaiser

Kirra, Chloe, and Adele's idol/ lifestyle. also known as a dude with the Denny avatar on Roblox, with a blue furry head.
what the kaiser
by kaislistions February 18, 2025
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