Kaden

Short and obese bloke who once got a noise complaint for yelling at two o'clock in the morning. Also has the best hug techniques.

See Kaden, I wanna hug him (No Homo)

by tubbbusz October 30, 2018

Kaden

He will usually have a tiny dick

Kaden has a small penis

by Bigfickdave November 24, 2018

Kaden

The ultimate gay.

“I’ve never seen someone as gay as him”
“Me neither, he is a kaden”

by icantpickausername December 16, 2019

Kaden

One ugly ass motherfucker that only cares about the broncos and says he's a fighter but get his ass beat every lunch. Gets donkey-punched on the daily, but secretly likes it. Also, looks just like Bobby from King of the Hill. Wants to be a P.E teacher cuz he wants to look at all the girls while they run.. what a lop!!!!

DAAMMNNNN guys did u see that ugly ass Kaden!

by wcvbhjklkjhgfdfg May 18, 2017

Kaden

a guy who only plays video games and sits at home to jack off and do nothing and he likes to send his dick pics to his closest friend only to get mad at them when they get mad at him for sending them

guy 1: "you hear what kaden did over the weekend?"
guy 2: "sit on his ass and jack off yeah i did"
guy 1: "no he sent his dick pics to his bestfriend"
guy 2: "oh my god"

by oiuthkjhlkh April 25, 2023

Kaden

Kaden is a hot headed son of a b he doesn't know when to stop and will do anything you tell him for money. If he doesn't get his way he will throw a literal temper tantrum and cry until you give up and buy him even more food. He is not someone you want to be around.

Person 1:Hey Kaden, go jump off the roof. I'll give you a dollar
Kaden: Nah man, I'll do it for free

by Trentdawg October 10, 2019

Kaden

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Kaden is really cool!

by Nedak gaming 123 November 25, 2021