this mfk play too much🙄 his ass be crippled every other month. How he 15 and already had hip surgery it’s giving grandpa👨🏾 🦳. He 5’10 with a 6’1 gf 🤣 (we love you Kristina). He be fake sometimes he’ll listen to you convo give you advice but then tell the other person what you was saying. All love tho😭
by nastybitchesonly November 11, 2021
Get the KPmug. kp
(1)stands for king pussy
(2)someone who is self-centered and thinks they are always right.
(3)arrogant person,who is spoilt.
(4)for those who watch zombie movies a kp is the guy that always makes a fuss,whiny whould let his group die to save his hide.
(5)most af the time a kp is a nerd yho tries to fit in. he fails.
(1)stands for king pussy
(2)someone who is self-centered and thinks they are always right.
(3)arrogant person,who is spoilt.
(4)for those who watch zombie movies a kp is the guy that always makes a fuss,whiny whould let his group die to save his hide.
(5)most af the time a kp is a nerd yho tries to fit in. he fails.
(1)man Ben is such a kp talks abt how good he is at halo3 yet he got owned by my younger bro.
(2)person1:hey do you know how to do this question?
person2:moron its so easy.
person1:so how do you do it?
person2:u should umm err
person1;u dont know how to do it do you
person2:shut up man. u suck.(classic kp)
(3)hey mike i will kill you!u will see my mom then youll be sorry.u will pay for telling the whole class that i wrote the wrong answers for that test!(sniff)
me:bring it on kp!
(2)person1:hey do you know how to do this question?
person2:moron its so easy.
person1:so how do you do it?
person2:u should umm err
person1;u dont know how to do it do you
person2:shut up man. u suck.(classic kp)
(3)hey mike i will kill you!u will see my mom then youll be sorry.u will pay for telling the whole class that i wrote the wrong answers for that test!(sniff)
me:bring it on kp!
by argo489 June 18, 2008
Get the [kp]mug. Kieng Points- a type of points used to compare one another's achievements in the augmented reality Pokemon Go. A higher KP means higher stats or you're stronger than someone else. Kieng points range from 0-1000, and is widely used by players around the world.
by KarWaiPogo November 10, 2019
Get the KPmug. I never expected you to be so bored that you reached this.
You tried finding new combinations of letters on your keyboard,
but you were too slow.
You tried finding new combinations of letters on your keyboard,
but you were too slow.
A: I tried typing wxsrvfynhi,kp/;o.lumjtbgecdqza on my keyboard to see if it existed yet, but someone beat me to it!
B: Cry about it its happened to me like a trillion times
A: Shut up you pigeon pistachio looking ahh bomboclat
B: *Calls mental asylum
B: Cry about it its happened to me like a trillion times
A: Shut up you pigeon pistachio looking ahh bomboclat
B: *Calls mental asylum
by James Y toilet December 2, 2024
Get the wxsrvfynhi,kp/;o.lumjtbgecdqzamug. A five foot sqeaky voiced black dude. Who thinks he's way better than he is at anything he does. And also thinks his opinion holds more weight than it does.
Man 1:KP is really pissing me off.
Man 2: I know I'm about to get my 12 year old cousin to humble this dude.
Man 1: Shit, maybe your sister.
Man 2: I know I'm about to get my 12 year old cousin to humble this dude.
Man 1: Shit, maybe your sister.
by Pvtdoofenshmertz July 10, 2021
Get the KPmug. by okcrystal June 5, 2015
Get the kpmug. 