Justin Bieber Fan: OMG, he's sooooooo amazing! I luvs him so much! Marry me, JB!
Me: Da fuck is wrong wit chu?
Me: Da fuck is wrong wit chu?
by SimplyAmazin13 October 11, 2011
A pretty popular girl who has a nice voice for a woman of her age. Other girls tend to like her because of her great looks and how she sings like she is on her period. And some girls can just relate to that.
Friend: What is that crappy music your sister is listening to?
Brother: It's her new favorite singer, Justin Bieber, she's so bad.
Sister: Shut up! I love her, she can really relate to all my menstrual and emotional troubles that i have right now!
Brother: It's her new favorite singer, Justin Bieber, she's so bad.
Sister: Shut up! I love her, she can really relate to all my menstrual and emotional troubles that i have right now!
by theBPbags April 24, 2011
A prepubescent boy who dreams of one day becoming a musician. He is worshiped by little girls who are feeling their vaginas tickle for the first time. He further advertises the "clean music" movement mainly sponsored by Disney with their music acts such as the Jonas Brothers, Hannah Montana, and every other actor that has ever had a show on the Disney Channel. The video for his song "One Time" depicts a party with no drinking, drugs, sex, or anything usually at parties. I suppose it's appropriate considering he's only 7, but 7-year-olds shouldn't be having parties in the first place unless they are sleepovers where their mom bakes cookies for them and their friends and they play boys vs. girls keepaway in the back yard after fighting over control of the TV. WAIT ANOTHER 20 YEARS AND THEN PRODUCE AN ALBUM!
Justin Bieber: "There's gonna be one less lonely girl!"
Little Girl: *rubs self* "OMG ur so hott I love you!!!"
Justin Bieber: "Eew, girls are gross! Mommy, this girl's acting really weird!"
Little Girl: *rubs self* "OMG ur so hott I love you!!!"
Justin Bieber: "Eew, girls are gross! Mommy, this girl's acting really weird!"
by Ellisniss MGP January 17, 2010
Justin Bieber: One time one time.
Everyone: I'm soo gunna put something on urban dictionary about this guy.
Everyone: I'm soo gunna put something on urban dictionary about this guy.
by BloodSugarLQ June 27, 2011
Justin Bieber is a disgrace to Canada.
by You-Don't-Know-Who December 5, 2010
The one thing on earth whose fan mobs have an even GREATER possibility of destroying the world than Twilight.
ITS (Bieber has no gender, for it is an enigma with a blond wig on, and doesnt have boobs, nipples, vaginas or dicks, but instead closed flesh) popularity and hypnotising blond hair have made about 1/10 of the world population part of his fanbase, which is why his music video of his signature song has ammased over 300k views.
The only way to stop this demon is to have him battle the Twilight fanbase, though if this WERE to happen, the universe would be annihalated
ITS (Bieber has no gender, for it is an enigma with a blond wig on, and doesnt have boobs, nipples, vaginas or dicks, but instead closed flesh) popularity and hypnotising blond hair have made about 1/10 of the world population part of his fanbase, which is why his music video of his signature song has ammased over 300k views.
The only way to stop this demon is to have him battle the Twilight fanbase, though if this WERE to happen, the universe would be annihalated
What happens when you insult justin bieber:
sane person: JUSTIN BIEBER SUCKS!
*is subsequently murdered by a flash mob*
sane person: JUSTIN BIEBER SUCKS!
*is subsequently murdered by a flash mob*
by the last sane person on earth September 27, 2010
That guy that's almost in his thirties and still looks and acts like a fucking twelve-year-old girl.
by thirsty as fuck February 15, 2020