Julian

A Julian is a young man who thinks too much of himself. A Julian usually doesn't have many friends because their personallity is so boring and confindent most people even have the urge to attack this low life.

Julian:Hey Waz up?
Lori: Oh hey its you...
Julian:LOL I'm gonna throw an eraser in your hair cause' I'm such a TERDD! LOL
Katie:OMG Julian SHUT UP!
*Punches the "Julian"
Lori:Oh thxs I had the urge to drop that mofo anyways, but I'm glad you handled it too.

by Tikilooni500 March 26, 2009

Julian

A lying douche bag who enjoys leading people on. He will tell you that he loves you while trying to get into your friends pants while having a girlfriend.

Friend 1: he told me he loves me.
Friend 2: he told me he wants to have sex with me.
Random girl: he's my boyfriend!
All 3: he's such a Julian.

by Igotplayed October 23, 2011

Julian

BEST FREAKING HUMAN

he is

cute
nice
funny
talented

julian is amazing i wonder if he would date me...

by actual_smol_bean September 6, 2018

Julian

He's a horrible friend with a small penis

Girl A: Julian mean to everybody and when he has a Binet it like there's nothing there

by Memearelife June 25, 2017

Julian

The sexiest thing in human history. He has glasses and usually curly hair. He makes girls wet all the time and is a great boyfriend to have. He’s super funny and fun to be around. He’s most definitely your #1 best friend in the world and will always be there with you

“I wish I could be funny like Julian.”

by KrispyStrips June 12, 2019

Julian

Julian is a very special person and any girl would want to be with him. he makes his girl happy and will do anything to make her happy i promise. he sometimes doesn't know when he is hurting her but he will fix it. He likes to move quick in relationship but that is ok for some/most people. i love him so much and he means the motherfucking world to me.

-his girlfriend(anonymous)

i love you Julian

by Me=bae February 28, 2018

Julian

An implosive and unpredictable teenager not often thinking about the consequences (especially if the consequences will effect someone that is not him). It/ he has been known to get erections on various occasions lasting enduring amounts of time. It/ he is derived from an Italian background and currently (2010) lives in Australia. It/ he has immeasurable amounts of hair mostly located around his/its rectum.

Julian put your clothes back on

by Julian-italian-horse December 8, 2010