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Jordesbians 

Noun, Adj - Jordan fans who are so blinded by nostalgia. They refuse to acknowledge that Jordan played in a weak era. They often site his finals record of 6-0 but dismiss his 1-9 record in the first round before Scottie Pippen was drafted. Usually, They believe everything from the nineties is better than anything today.

These people are unreasonable and possibly violent when confronted with opposing views or reality.

They have an unreasonable obsession with destroying the legacy of Lebron James.
Jordesbians will do anything to protect the reputation of daddy MJ.

"Jordan got Two rings against Utah and one against Seattle, that's not exactly tough competition

Jordesbians - That Utah team would beat the Kevin Durant Warriors in 5 games.."

Jordesbians - If Lebron played in the 90s he avg 15 points at best.
Jordesbians by SuperstardjSupreme September 15, 2019
a person containing Chuck Norris like skills or serious ninja skills
short, contains Superman strength...but no laser eyes
"Did you see that kid's serious ninja skills, must be a Joriel"
A kind, caring person with a heart bigger than herself. Always thoughtful of others and her flirtation is irresistable to mere mortal men. She walks through the room with the purpose and confidence of royalty.
That hottie's gotta be a Jorie.
Jorie by Rick James 09 February 4, 2010
A sexual position known for its intense orgasm and high rate of death by explosion in the female of the species.
Dave: ''I had sex last night with my bitch, and had a Jodie!''

Colin: ''Dude! what did your wife think about that!?''

Dave: ''Literally mind blowin!''
Jodie by sankblownigga October 18, 2008
Jorden is a bad ass bitch for real. She got friends but she don’t need them. She’s independent as hell. She doesn’t beg for friendship. She a skinny but still got ass. She loves herself and she don’t need a nigga like all these other bitches do.PeRiOdT
Jorden is a bad ass bitch i want her.
Jorden by Gilded October 20, 2019
Jodie is a positive person. she has her times when she gets angry but always will be there for friends and family . Jodie will always stick up for her best friends . She likes to have banta with somepeople . She doesn't lile people talking behind her back and wants a best friend who would stick up for her and know her for who she is . She also doesn't like people who pretend to be her friend , and people who pretend to be something she's not .

~This is Jodie be a nice friend to her ~
Jodie is a very person.
Jodie by Harleey December 13, 2017
Jordina is very kind, beautiful and smart. She is very energetic and sporty. She is also the best at gymmastics.
Jordina the gymanst!
Jordina by Oofjw May 20, 2020