John

The funniest guy you'll ever meet. May seem not hot at first, but soon you'll love his appearance. Is mean when there are no girls around, very flirtatious. Has the cutest laugh ever and a sexy smile.
"hahahaha who's that kid? He's hilarious!"
"it's John of course!!"

"oh duh!"
by The awesomest person ever!!!!! January 28, 2012
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Bitch Ass Who Can't See
Person 1: "Why does he keep running into the wall?"
Person 2: "Oh he's just a John!"
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John is a short guy. He is very handsome and never loses a argument so don’t even try. When he likes a girl he is committed to making her happy. He is very social and likes to be with his friends. He is not very popular but he is very athletic. Any girl that he likes is very lucky. He probably likes a girl that is already dating someone.
John is awesome
by Ja_Krsipy November 21, 2018
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The very best person to be around. He can be really closed off, and he can keep to himself a lot but at the same time he is very open. He’s probably one of the best people ever to have in your life. He’s a great listener, and he’s never boring. One of the funniest people ever—He’s talented and very prideful with his work. He can be cocky at times, but also very humble. The bestest person on this Earth. He’ll always have your back, as long as you have his. He hates fake people, and won’t hesitate to put people in their place. An anime lover, and weirdo—super athletic, and super determined too. LOL.
John’s amazing! :)
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One of the most wonderful men you will ever meet. Has the loveliest honest eyes ever and a gorgeous smile. He makes all the adorable noises and is so tender. Also, he will make you piddle yourself from laughter. He has strong hands and an even stronger heart.
what a john!!
by grabass August 18, 2010
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john is a name of an awesome guy.john is a great guy, he is to the extreme guy and one of a kind. UNIQUE!
Guy 1: Oh my god it's john i so wish i could be as cool as him.
Guy 2: I know exactly what you mean he is awesome!
by TeddieLover August 01, 2011
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can be the most beautiful and unreal thing to ever happen to you. He can be the one to show you true love, if only you dared. To those that cant have him, its the most tortureous feeling to recognize his existence. What lies behind those soul staring eyes, only the universe knows.
Person 1-"Ive liked this guy for 3 years now but im too scared to talk to him."
Person 2-"He must be your John."

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by kawoline December 28, 2012
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