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jodessy

A person who you will go to the ends of the earth for.
i would do anything to make sure you are comfortable and pleased. i love you more than life itself , my jodessy.
by Alone in the cold. August 8, 2023
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Jode

A penis that is wider than it is long.
"Ewww that guy has a jode!"
by Kickyi June 3, 2007
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Jode

a circumcised chode, (chode being a penis wider than it is long)
hey ya know jesus, well he had a jode!
by no mr bond i expect you to die February 20, 2010
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Kingdom of Joseon

Joseon was a Korean dynastic kingdom that lasted for over five centuries. It was the last dynastic kingdom of Korea.
If you were a traitor to the Kingdom of Joseon, you will be punished.
by Joseon_ January 24, 2022
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Jode

A Jode is someone (male) who suddenly begins acting like a young middle school girl. It could spontaneously happen at any given moment, to any given male. Jodes often reveal their true colors at social gatherings when faced with the opposite sex, or when someone accuses them of something (out of fun). Jodes always deny the fact that they are quite sassy, often acting out towards the accuser.

Jode=Chode=The guy in the group that everyone "shits on"
Guy 1) 'Ha, Stephen that girl said you have a millimeter peter'

Guy 2) "Whatever Brad, your moms a whore, I fucked your girlfriend and your shoes are gay. Oh and my dog died, so that means I could only sport like a half chub and your shirt is fugly. Also your feet smell like a feltched asshole and ..."

Guy 1) "Woah there brah, no need to be such a Jode"
by sass master October 17, 2013
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Jodecie

A real nigga, who is a serious gyalist, can get most dope tings
Girl:omg I jus saw jodecie he was looking too sexy

Girl 2: oooooo everyone loves him
by Serious tug April 12, 2019
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Jodo

Leader of a group of gaming assholes. Plays any game with PvP and typically leads a pack of ruthless asshats with him. Always known for saying "Fuck yea TEst! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!"
Person 1: Have you met Jodo yet?
Person 2: Yea. He's a real cockmongler.
by Not Jodo January 22, 2009
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