Joanna Newsom

An inexplicably up-and-coming harpist, harpsichordist, singer, and songwriter with a very distinctive singing style and a more than eccentric fanbase.

Dane: Just wait until you hear "Bridges and Balloons." It's so deep and moving, and probably my favorite Joanna Newsom song.

James: Wtf, turn that sh** off -- she sounds like a dying cat!

by Thomas Sartorius April 7, 2008

Mary and Joanna

A codename for marijuana. Mix of Spanglish, "Mari" is Mary, "i" would be like "y" for and in Spanish, and "Juana" for Joanna.

Yo Bitch, hook me up with Mary and Joanna and I'll give you some big ones.

by Damian Julio December 17, 2006

Awkward Joanna

When an annoying girl called Joanna starts being completely awkward...

Mario: Hey Joanna! What time is it?
Joanna: *Starts singing Summer Time*
Mario: Awkward Joanna!!!

by AwkJoa November 6, 2011

Crowd the Joanna

Joanna is Cockney slang for Piano.

"Crowd the Joanna, and let's have a good old ding dong!"

by Zarzob1999 September 15, 2018

joanna lim

The nickname should be jojo siwa
hella pretty and hot but short asf
most dudes are obsessed
overall the girl that most ppl what do be.
you're a lucky bitch if you're mates with her.

whos that chick there
that's the one and only joanna Lim aka Jojo Siwa

by urmumbby<3 October 23, 2022

Joanna sexual

Joanna is Kirby Smarts dream wife. Joanna sexuals are people who are only attracted to Joanna.

I lightfoot am Joanna sexual.

by Lightfoot_weewee July 30, 2022

Joanna Test

When your friend is being a weeb and thinks a transgender person is hot

1. Yo my nibba stop checking out that Joanna Test

2. You fricking think Joanna test is hot that’s gay.

by Thesecowsbehellathicc March 31, 2019