sneaky jiffy

when you walk up to a girl with a bathing suit on with peanut butter on your index finger than proceed to pull back her bathing suit bottom and wipe the jiffy peanut butter between them cheeks and slide out your hand gracefully.

yo man, i bet you wont go up and give that old lady a sneaky jiffy.

by briansebok June 21, 2008

Jiffy ripz

A very cool friend

Man this guy is such a jiffy ripz.
He’s such a jiffy ripz I wish I was him.
Man he scored 20 touchdowns in a game, he is such a jiffy ripz.

by Jiffyripzyt August 20, 2018

Jiffy Lube

What it's called when you're having sex with an old, dried up woman, and you don't have lube so you use JIF peanut butter.

Alice: Hey there Betty, How was your 73rd birthday?
Betty: Aw it was great! My husband jiffy lubed me!
Alice: You're a lucky woman. My husband is dead.
Betty: HAHA

by Timpano December 16, 2008

jiffy-popper

Off-road dirtbike rider who rides for 10 minutes, then takes a 20 minute break, busting out the jiffy-pop popcorn and having a couple of smokes. Also, any time-consuming adjustments to the dirtbikes are made AFTER the allotted break time, further delaying the ride, requiring using the choke to start the bike.

Damn, Lou, why are you such a jiffy-popper? We have ridden 4 miles and it's getting dark already.

by AP November 21, 2003

un jiffy

A word used to denote a small amount of time. Most commonly less than 1 minute.

"Guys, I'll be back in un jiffy"

by Teen Reject October 02, 2005

jiffy tapped

jiffy meaning, "really" or "extremely"
and
tapped meaning, "tired" and "slap happy tired"

so "jiffy tapped" really means "i am so fucking tired that i am crazy!"

"ally, whats up?"
"nothin lo"
"you look weird ally...its freaking me out!"
"im jiffy tapped....long day"
"oh. okay"

by allybo December 27, 2006

sniffy jiffy

Cocaine or other snorted crystal powder drugs.

I got some sniffy jiffy and booger sugar! Your nostrils will LOVE me!

by Serpentine June 02, 2006