Jemima Hortop-Blair

A girl who only likes toxic guys or guys with the name beginning with J, enjoys cuddles, loves scouts, bestie with everyone, but she is bestie bestie with Hannah, One day will marry Timmy
Boy 1: "Have you heard of Jemima Hortop-Blair."
Boy 2: "Yeah, why?"
Boy 1: "Shes so hot."

Boy 2: "Yeah, but your name dont start with J and your not Toxic :("
Boy 1: "Oh well"
by amazingGeorgia2.0 April 18, 2022
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aunt jemima slap

When you dunk your balls in maple syrup and slap your girl with them
Shut up Beto aunt jemima slap you .
by Daddy bunny July 04, 2017
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Aunt Jemima Milkshake Ass

What you'd say about a man who has an absolutely massive ass. Earth shattering, horizontally oversufficient, claps you can hear across the universe.
Person 1: Dude look at that guy, he has an aunt jemima milkshake ass!

Person 2: Shut the fuck up bro, it's not that massive
by amogusbruh21youstupid September 29, 2024
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Aunt Jemima Milkshake Ass

A man who has an absolutely massive ass. Earth shattering, horizontally oversufficient, chair breaking, ass. Typically used with straight male friends.
John: Hey, whats up man?

Bob: *slaps with the force of a horse's kick* What's up! Damn he got that Aunt Jemima Milkshake Ass!

John: Damn that shit hurts
by amogusbruh21youstupid September 27, 2024
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aunt jemima drip

The last bit of cum that drips out of your dick after intercourse.
Bob, I just finished fucking Mary , pulled my underwear on and had massive aunt jemima drip going on.
by Jesbat April 18, 2010
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Jemima Simpson

"Oh Jemima Simpson you're well ginger"
by Logan Chaka fortnite February 24, 2020
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jemima may

bit gay but overall very nice girls very pretty eyes
by bbbbbbb..... February 04, 2018
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