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Aunt Jemima Milkshake Ass

A man who has an absolutely massive ass. Earth shattering, horizontally oversufficient, chair breaking, ass. Typically used with straight male friends.
John: Hey, whats up man?

Bob: *slaps with the force of a horse's kick* What's up! Damn he got that Aunt Jemima Milkshake Ass!

John: Damn that shit hurts
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Jemima

A spoiled girl who doesn't classify the most gorgeous girl Mariam "beautiful"
"Mariam, I am sooooo sorry, I beg you to forgive me, let's be friends!"
"You were so ungrateful, but since I am so kind, I will forgive you Jemima"
by - ANTIjemima May 23, 2023
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Aunt Jemima's

The conceptional inverse of an "Uncle Tom" an "Aunt Jemima" is a cucked white person who attempts to virtue signal by constantly acting inferior and apologetic towards other ethnicities (usually black people) regardless of any past acts of racism or lack thereof on said white person's part. Usually consisting of far-left leaning individuals in their late teens to late twenties these individuals feel the constant need to apologise for things they never did as a way of disavowing any claims of racism directed towards them while simultaneously failing to realize that doing so only makes them appear more bigoted by reducing all ethnic backgrounds down to "melanin good. Whitey bad".
Why are John and Jane constantly apologizing being white?

They think it makes them better people rather than just self-hating assholes. Typical Aunt Jemima's.
by Captainflowers May 2, 2019
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Jemima Simpson

"Oh Jemima Simpson you're well ginger"
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aunt jemima slap

When you dunk your balls in maple syrup and slap your girl with them
by Daddy bunny July 4, 2017
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Jemima

Jemima is a confident, pretty girl who knows what she wants in life. Jemima is a sweet girl who won't remove the opportunity of a relationship. Jemima's are easy to love, and they are very girly. Jemima's can sometimes be controlling, but don't let that turn you off! She flirts quite well with boys and are closer to them than the girls. A naturally popular "it" girl.
Omg Jemima's talking to me! I'm going to faint...
by Hot_But_Heavy December 13, 2021
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Aunt Jemima

Man! that Aunt Jemima Is Tight
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