Jan 5

Kiss your best friend that is the opposite sex.

hey you know what today is. kai no what is it. max its Jan 5 kiss your best friend day thats the opposite sex. Kai oh really. max well we have to do it. Kai ok come here daddy.

by whyboomerjusthavesex January 4, 2022

Jan 11th

Fuck someone day you can fuck anyone on this day

Jan 11th Use a condom unlike my mom and dad did

by Haygnjdd te xhuhh October 17, 2019

Jan Blunt

A type of blunt invented by one Janinni Melvin Hernendez which consist of $10 worth of marijuana and being %100 pearlt

Stevo just rolled up a Jan Blunt, we bout to get high as a motha fucka

by Stevo aka Dr. KuSh June 3, 2011

Jan 29th

Ask your crush out

Ask you crush on a date
Or ask you crush to be there gf or bf on Jan 29th

by Jan 29 January 28, 2020

Jan Helmer

Writer of the book Pythagoras and also one of the worst rated teachers, legend has it he once in his 183 thousand years of life, Killed a student and ate the body on the spot in the class. Now he is known for having a total of 73 children in his basement and having married one of them, the youngest

Have you heard about the new Jan Helmer in town?

by Nor your mother February 14, 2022

jan 15

The day to tell a girl she is beautiful and let them know that they are perfect just the way they are

Jan 15

Guy- hey I just wanted to tell you you a beautiful and never try changing your self

Girl- omg your so sweet and gets heart shook ❤️

by Be kind to girls January 14, 2021

Jan-Hendrik

Can seem distant at first, but reveals more and more facets as you get to know him.

Always has a bad pun on the tip of his tongue and knows how to make you laugh but can surprise you with insightful comments about random subjects any time.

Likes a good wine and that old school kind of elegance.

A great hugger with seemingly endless amounts of energy. You will find him on the dance floor of any good party.
Very charismatic and a nerd at heart.

Wow, that guy is definitely a Jan-Hendrik!

by tea-easy July 2, 2019