Salty Janitor

When someone licks your balls clean after a sweaty activity like a trip to the gym or an intense run.

She gave me a Salty Janitor last night. Licked the boys squeaky clean.

by CaptainPoopy May 12, 2015

Ghost busters janitor

A janitor at a middle school who sends kid to the bathroom to sit in a circle for a ritual against KKK and knows asl and drinks blood from virgin vaginas!!and watched kids at lunch and records girls buts

Hey did u see the "ghost busters janitor"
The janitor?guy
Ya!!
OMG YEZ he's scary he watched me bend down to pick up my hair tie!!

Grosss

by Kys_____.c January 31, 2017

Pulling a Jamiro

When you are frustrated and decide to hit something that is guaranteed to break a bone.

1: "Holy shit dude, how did you break your hand?"
2: "I got frustrated and decided to be pulling a Jamiro"

by Thunderstorm inferno January 27, 2020

Janitor

When a girl is giving you a blow job, and just as you are about to ejaculate, you whip your penis out of her mouth and jizz all over the ground. Then you mop it up with her hair and throw her down a flight of stairs.

Jim: Wow jake, you really gave her a good janitor. you should be a real janitor.
Jake: I thought mopping up my jizz with ur mom's hair made me a real janitor (sobs)

by the jjjjanitor May 6, 2011

digital janitor

Office job that mostly involves cleanup and maintenance of digital databases or files; such as backup, restoration, updates, upgrades, purges, archiving, etc. Requires a modicum familiarity with basic computer operations including file and database management but little in the way of problem solving skills or creativity.

His business card might call him a Database Administrator but he's really just a glorified digital janitor.

by wurdnerd November 20, 2009

dirty janitor

During missionary sex after a long night of drinking and debauchery; the man throws-up on the woman's chest right when he is about to cum, then right before ejaculation he wipes his cock all over the vomit covered chest as he cums as if it were a mop.

"Mike was sooo drunk that he preformed the dirty janitor for the first time! Then, I came!"

by 1978dRuMmErMaN August 5, 2014

Jamison

A man that is easy to fall for and hard to forget. A man that chooses to stay with a low woman not worth his time. A man that thinks he can lie, but gets caught by that smart woman. A man that in the end get much less than he deserves. A man that needs to wake up and see what a perfect girl he can have right in front of him. A man that "has" a woman, but wants to fuck other girls. A man that girls love. A man that breaks heart. A man that doesn't see what he is doing to the other.

I fell in love with Jamison, and it is the worst mistake of my life.

by RABitM July 18, 2009