Jabroni Band

When two women play rockband and think they are better than real life band members.

Liz and Michelle think they are talented cuz they are good at rockband but in all reality Charly owns his own real life rockband and they are just a jabroni band.

by ChucklesMiLLOY April 13, 2010

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rice-a-roni jabroni

A fake, a phony, that gets bounced like a check for my alimony.

You're a fake, a phony, a rice-a-roni jabroni

by Joker.exe May 28, 2012

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G-Lit Jabronie

The opposite of LEGIT. A total fucking bum who used to be cool. Someone who you run from in public.

A low-level grifter whose main objective is to snipe cigarettes off the sidewalk.

"That guy was LEGIT in high school, now he's just a G-LIT Jabronie!"

by k-Nice March 24, 2017

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candy ass jabronie

Insult coined by proffesional wrestler The Rock. Meaning and origin unknown but man did it ever piss other wrestlers off.

The Rock: the rock says, go back to supercuts and get your $5 back you roody poo, candy ass jabronie.

by Spektrum January 06, 2015

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Bro Jabroni

A kind of jabroni that probably wears hemp jewelry, "skates" on a longboard and listens to white reggae. Says "dude", "brah", and "like" a lot. Schedules his day around smoking weed. Acts like a surfer but never surfs.

"Is Kurt going on that trip to Puerto Rico?"
"That bro jabroni? Hell no."

by 727Haole October 22, 2012

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