Jabroni Band

When two women play rockband and think they are better than real life band members.

Liz and Michelle think they are talented cuz they are good at rockband but in all reality Charly owns his own real life rockband and they are just a jabroni band.

by ChucklesMiLLOY April 13, 2010

rice-a-roni jabroni

A fake, a phony, that gets bounced like a check for my alimony.

You're a fake, a phony, a rice-a-roni jabroni

by Joker.exe November 7, 2012

G-Lit Jabronie

The opposite of LEGIT. A total fucking bum who used to be cool. Someone who you run from in public.

A low-level grifter whose main objective is to snipe cigarettes off the sidewalk.

"That guy was LEGIT in high school, now he's just a G-LIT Jabronie!"

by k-Nice March 24, 2017

candy ass jabronie

Insult coined by proffesional wrestler The Rock. Meaning and origin unknown but man did it ever piss other wrestlers off.

The Rock: the rock says, go back to supercuts and get your $5 back you roody poo, candy ass jabronie.

by Spektrum January 6, 2015

Jabroni

(juh-broe-nee)noun1. Another word for football.

"Through me the jabroni"!

by itz ya boi skinny penis August 27, 2019

Jabroni

Either an individual or a group of people on most likely found on pontoon boat, JetSki, or 1990’s shitty runabout with empty beer cans littering the floor. They enjoy riding around in endless erratic circles that make no fucking sense creating a wake on a perfectly quiet morning that makes a nice lake virtually non-skiable. It is speculated that many Jabroni’s are unhappy and have miserable lives hence why they would rather be riding around in circles alone on a boat at 8am instead of being home with their family.

Sue - “god damn fucking Jabroni’s are coming out. Get you ski let’s go”

by Paul the time September 5, 2023

Jabronie

A person who walks into Baskin-Robbins and chooses vanilla.

This jabronie, ok the total is 5.45….. fuckin jabronie

by Caplo November 10, 2021