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Josiah

Super Muscular, athletic, and has a very high IQ. He’s the best baller out there, but sadly he gets harassed by his gay ass friend named Christian Couch. This Christain kid is a complete retarded, clumsy, tall, person. Christian is very gay. He likes men even though he's a guy.
That guy looks like a Josiah, or someone who has been harassed by someone named Christian.
by The Goat23 April 28, 2019
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Pull a Josiah

To pull a Josiah means to see a random pole, run up to it and start dancing around it like a stripper, jumping up on it like a pro.
"HOLY SHIT DID YOU JUST SEE THAT! He's about to pull a Josiah!"
by druzilla May 10, 2006
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Josiah

by pussyslayer720 November 7, 2019
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jesaiah

The guy who can make even the saddest person laugh. He has an amazing personality, very funny, and very cute. He always seems to have a twinkle in his eye. He is very out going but is also very quiet. He may seem aggressive but it takes a very special person to see the sweet person he really is and bring out the hopeless romantic he is. Anyone who is lucky enough to have an Isaiah in their life is very lucky and should Charish him. He's a man who knows what he wants, and will do almost anything to get it. He fears nothing.His heart is beautiful, and only very few people have touched it. His face is as beautiful and wonderful as his personality. Everyone that meets him will leave with a smile; he can make anyone laugh. He can be a bit sarcastic and stubborn, but it only makes him human. He cares for the people in his life, and doesn't care for others options. His weirdness is what makes him special, and that's why people love him. He can be hard to understand and few people try. He stands up for whats right and will make his point clear. Every girl who finds him wants him for herself. But he's picky and only chooses the ones who make him truly happy and matches his weirdness. He's very independent and likes a girl who can fend for herself. When he falls in love, he stays in love. Once he's in a relationship, he stays committed to his girlfriend. He's what every man should be, but he's one of a kind..
I love jesaiah
by MD193 June 28, 2017
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Josiah got a fatty

Josiah Rodriguez got a fat butt that people like smacking
Steven: have u seen Josiah?
Aiden: Josiah got a FAttyy
Burak: JOSIAHH GOT A FATTTYYY.
by XLegend2010 November 7, 2022
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Josiah

As manipulative and cunning he is, Josiahs’ are often cruel and vindictive. He is also mistaken for a Scorpio. Josiah is also seductive, sexy and very confident. Despite his fierce ways, he’s pretty much capable of getting anything he wants. He is selfish and fickle. He can make anyone feel very special and is known by his close friends to have a sweet and caring side. he is easily threatened by people who intimidate him. His jealousy and need for power often gets the best of him and it can cause him to be cruel and selfish. He is also the BEST liar in the world. Josiah likes to play mind games and he’s easily bad tempered. He is the type of person you wanna stay away from, even if he’s popular.
“Isn’t that Josiah?” “Which one? the nice one, or the manipulative one?”
by ChocolateWithNutss September 19, 2019
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Josiah

Is someone blowing a dog whistle or is it just Josiah and his ear piercing voice.
by Gregory wallace October 11, 2018
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