A fucking cunt of a man who is as skinny is a stick and lit doesn't have any friends. His dick is 2 inches and he's barely 3 feet tall. His ego is larger than his bank account. He's hella ugly but thinks he's special cuz a hottie chose him. Lit a douchebag and likes bodyshaming his exes. Deserves to die in the deepest pits of hell. Is a walking red flag who's bestie is a girl... EW. His parents are fucking ugly, just like his personality. FUCKING CUNT.
Joaquin has a micropenis
by iloveme24893250 December 18, 2023
Get the Joaquinmug. by xYourGirlForeverx September 15, 2021
Get the Joaquinmug. i want to get railed by joaquin
by getbacktoworknigga November 7, 2023
Get the Joaquinmug. This man looks like McLovin from the superbad movie. This man got a perm because he’s lived with a bowl cut his entire life. Bro gets 3 Arizona watermelon ice tea’s every day.
Person 1: OMG IS THAT MCLOVIN FROM SUPERBAD
Person 2: nah that’s Joaquin, he’s getting another Arizona watermelon iced tea from the bistro.
Person 2: nah that’s Joaquin, he’s getting another Arizona watermelon iced tea from the bistro.
by B3nz_ February 14, 2024
Get the Joaquinmug. by Gabriel curry October 19, 2021
Get the Dennis Joaquinmug. by Marcelo Elizondo August 7, 2017
Get the Joaquin GMmug. Nickname for a massively tall human specimen who has unspoken rizz, but transparent tendencies and bespunding behavior.
by YustoorYT January 28, 2024
Get the Joaquinmug.