Jaylen N

Jaylen is the Jay to everyones Len. He is like gunk to your ears, with the most contagious laughable voice. Although he may judge retarded illogical girls, he still sees the best in them and everyone else. He always thinks he knows it all, however, Jaylen just happens to end up with dumb idiotic groups of people who help him sound like Einstein's IQ was nothing but a fraction to cover up a decimal number. When he is speechless, it usually means he is judging you. But when he laughs, he is still judging you. He has the smile of his father, but a laugh of a penguin trying to flee a supermarket owned by lions. He unintentionally changes his hairstyle, more frequently than his shoes. Jaylen is very understandable and although he may not relate to many original experiences, he "gets it (like your mama would)."

Navah: "Do you know what the word Nigga means?"
Jaylen N: Sighs in disbelief, but then LAuGHS
Jaylen N: "I just saw a semi-truk plow through antelopes."

by CHatlotte Butcher May 21, 2024

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Jaylen Rizz

The maximum rizz and increases your inspirationess to 2 mil and gives you max unspoken rizz and you can pull savannahs and sophies

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by Milklklkl June 1, 2022

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Jaylen Snelling

A failure at life with mental health problems, Jaylen Snelling is a friendless child. He always likes to act ghetto in an attempt to be cool and he gets suspended at least once a week. In addition to getting suspended from school, the main reasons he get suspended are for trying to fight a fellow student, bringing a dangerous weapon, or for bringing illegal drugs.

He also has disgusting hair and tries to make fun of other students for no reason. His main attire features a fedora, trench coat, snow boots, and a fake Gucci belt.

Occasionally hanging out with other troublesome kids, Snelling will threaten ANYONE. Including his associates.

Guy 1: “Remember that one kid who always made fun of everyone for no reason?”
Guy 2: “Oh yeah, that’s Jaylen Snelling.”

by HackingSpecialist May 9, 2018

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Jaylen Bland

If you happen to have one of these people , hold on and enjoy them while you can . They will feel like the best thing that has ever happened to you , but it will feel like total shit whenever they leave . while your with them you might think , they won't ever leave me , but trust me they will . Don't hold on so tightly , trying to save you the trouble . But overall their a pretty good amazing person , and is very impactful . :) - niyah5kid

I love you Jaylen Bland but I hate you at the same time :)

by Niyahpooh March 25, 2022

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