Ivory-sure

This two-word term quickly describes the mindset of an entity who is as certain as possible with the obvious possible exception of being mistaken by reason of being human, all members of said species being prone to make mistakes.

The term is derived from the 19th century slogan of Ivory Soap, first sold in 1879 with the taglines "It Floats" and it's "99 and 44/100 Percent Pure."

The strangely precise figure was derived from independent laboratory tests conducted in 1881 that discovered that Ivory soap only contained 0.56% impurities. Impurities in this sense meaning anything other than fat or alkali, the basic content of most soap." So, qualifying any statement with the addition of the term "Ivory-sure" means being as sure as is humanly possible.
"Are you sure that your cousin won't spoil our little party?"
"Ivory-sure, friend. The party is on."
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cream of ivory

its a creamy substance that ivory colored
did you drink some cream of ivory yesterday?
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Mr ivory

A cool lad who might be shorter than Kanye but he has a lot more talent
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ivory fool

Shut up you ivory fool
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Red ivory

Ivory that has been poached or trafficked though illegal or immoral methods. The implication is that the product has been figuratively stained with the blood of protected animals or law enforcement officials who have been the victims of smugglers. “Blood diamonds” is a comparable term.
Portuguese customs officials seized 2 kilos of red ivory shipped from North Africa.
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ivory and fire

my love; whomst you want to fuck and seduce.
jenna is my love. you are my ivory and fire
by Jennamar June 06, 2021
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ivoried

"You will be fine, i doubt you would get ivoried."
by blikheeeem July 22, 2022
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