Witty Insult

not "ur mom"
person A: "you're an idiot"
person b: *doesnt say "no ur mom", instead chooses to find a clever and unique comeback not said 50+ times a day by middle schoolers who spend all day jerking off to wattpad smut*
person a: "wow what a witty insult! you're so cool!"
by LunaMoon11037 March 19, 2022
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blank insult

a "blank insult" is the ultimate way to add extra punch to an insult

what you do is make up a random word that sounds like it's an insult, and when the victim asks what it is, you make up a definition that directly insults the person you're roasting
(slicer is the blank insult in this scenario)

guy 1: "you look like a retard"
guy 2: "you look like a fucking slicer"
guy 1: "wtf is a slicer"
guy 2: "a slicer is some 4 eyed short gay kid"
guy 1: "damn"
by attackah December 04, 2020
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Loaded insult

Guy 1: Man Ashanti's sister is hot...considering that she's on her fifth trip through the buffet line.

Guy 2: Man, what a loaded insult...but you're right man.
by rhea9914 December 17, 2007
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Reverse Insult

When someone tries to insult/comeback someone else, but it just makes them look retarded/immature instead.
Examples of Reverse Insults:

I know you are but what am I?

That's what your mom said last night.

Your face.

Any your mom joke.
by DurkDurkinson August 13, 2015
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The ultimate insult

An insult not many can use but get ready to end all insult matches with this insult
The ultimate insult: ur ancestors are insetors
Some bloke:ur mom gay
Lord and saivor:ur ancestors are investors(the ultimate insult)
Some bloke:dies
by Lad dal April 07, 2018
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The Insult Whammy

The act of one person kicking someone in the balls after roasting him because of an insult
Person 1: Your dick is the size of a tic tac
Person 2: no wonder your mouth always smells so minty ! Enjoy the Insult Whammy! *kicks person 1 in balls*
Person 1: OWWW! MY BALLS!!
by Adsisme September 20, 2021
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Insult John

To take a poop.
by Jacksoncage December 27, 2016
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