IBS

Means itchy ball sindrome, it is when a guy's sack gets itchy for no aperant reason and he can barely resist the urge to scratch

"I have major IBS."
"I have to go to the washroom and relieve my IBS."

by m man February 7, 2005

IBS

IBS or Irritable Bowel Syndrome is a syndrome that causes Irratic, uncontrolable and usually Explosive Diarehhea.

Joe: Damn guy last night at the bar Ian's IBS was acting up again and he had a shit explosion on the dance floor!

Guy #1: Dag Yo!!!

by JoeyAnger69 December 9, 2007

ibsane

A word that is used when something is more insane than insane.

I climbed Mt. Everest!" "That's insane, but I climbed Mt. Everest without a jacket" "That's IBSANE!

by fhgirrlliiieee December 19, 2010

Ibsen

Is a boy with a big large penis , he is funny, smart, talented and handy. He does not give up and will continue to strive until he has achieved his goal.

Ibsen

by Overhere November 22, 2021

ibs attack

The polite way to say somebody has shit themselves

Oh did you hear about poor mrs #### she had an Ibs attack at the bingo

by Ralph 😁😁😁 March 23, 2022

Ibsngl

Im bout smoke not gonna lie

Whatchu bout to do
Ibsngl

by 💕✨🔑💍2️⃣ April 13, 2022

IBS Alarm

When you have Irritable Bowel Syndrome and your stomach makes the most audible, dreadful, gut wrenching noise typically indicating that a painful, asshole-burning, sweat-inducing stream of diarrhea is likely to follow shortly thereafter. Is often times confused for the noise your stomach makes before you rip a loud fart or when you’re extremely hungry. In some circumstances when this rumbling is mistaken for the latter, the victim will try to squeeze out the fart that they believe is forming to be met with painful burning around the asshole and/or diarrhea leakage, indicating a true IBS Alarm.

Eren’s Stomach: *rumbling, rumbling, rumbling, rumbling*

Armin: Woah dude, are you hungry or something? Need to fart?
Eren: No. I just tried to and I shit my pants. It was an IBS Alarm.

Jean: YOOOO this man just shit his pants.

Armin: That’s disgusting.

by hinokamikaguraa May 21, 2022