When someone gets so obese that "hot pockets," or patches of fat, form on their lower back. The person becomes so plump that these two spots on the back become taught rolls that look like hot pockets - the food.
by Jasper3 August 3, 2007
Get the hot pocketsmug. When you go into someones house, casually walk into their bedroom, crawl onto the bed, pull down your pants and take a massive shit between the sheets and fold them back over for your victim to find.
When I got home from work I wanted to just lie down and take a nap, but some asshole had been hot pocketing and my fucking bed was full of shit so I had to spend the afternoon burning my bed instead.
by BreadstickMagician December 8, 2016
Get the Hot Pocketingmug. The most sacred of holy foods. Also known as the God of all things microwaved and delicious. It blesses all whom of which it touches and is the creator of all pocketed life.
by Jacrispe February 23, 2019
Get the Hot Pocketmug. When you get done fucking a girl, turn around and shit into her vagina. You have to say hot pocket in a japanese voice directly after.
by LurkenLARK June 14, 2010
Get the hot pocketmug. Joel- "I was at the bar last night and I meet this hot ass bitch."
Mike- "So did you take her home?"
Joel- "So I get back to her place, and find out she was packing a hot pocket, so I bolted"
Mike- "So did you take her home?"
Joel- "So I get back to her place, and find out she was packing a hot pocket, so I bolted"
by Farmall Fever August 2, 2006
Get the hot pocketmug. 
by James Wilson Jr. February 17, 2014
Get the hot pocketmug.