by 1Shot Duke January 4, 2025

Tim Hortons is basically the Dublin donuts of Canada but way better. They have breakfast and lunch foods. They have drinks, donuts bagels, and way more. Not your average coffee shop ☕️ best coffe in Canada. Most a Canadians shorten it to timmies.
by CanadaFax June 8, 2020

When an American citizen visits a Canadian Tim Hortons and decides to empty last nights gluttoneous Taco Bell special on a random Tim Hortons bathroom and leaving before being noticed. Ie. think of a wolf marking its territory; in a similar nature. Shit is splattered all over the ceiling ground, and the bathroom looks more dilapidated than an abandoned Greyhound Bus Terminal.
Garrett created a Tim Hortons Thunderstorm in a Tim Hortons near Southwestern Ontario. After completing the act, the employees stared up and down to notice large splatters of poop on the commode, streak marks on the toilet paper, and brown poopy water flowing freely from the clogged up toilet. He left quickly akin to a wolf marking its terroitory with great sleuth.
by MexicanMudpie May 23, 2023

by Please don’t remember September 28, 2021

Sam: Yo, dude I have Horton's disease.
Bill: What? Is it catching?
Sam: Well check your shoe size and find out?
Bill: What? Is it catching?
Sam: Well check your shoe size and find out?
by Elephantus October 1, 2011

When you shit in someone’s ears and than slap both there ears making a ringing noise sounding like you are schizophrenic and hearing the name Horton moan into your head. As the sound increases, your bro gets to the climax and busts a big nut onto your forehead.
Mathew Zuckerman, lord of the cock, tends to leave his turds in my ear lobe. I like it a lot when he Horton Hears a Poo me
by Henloooooooo May 19, 2024

When you get so angry at the not-so-quick service at your not-so-favorite restaurant that you feel compelled to drop your drawers at the counter, take a dump and hurl it at the undeserving clerk. Can be followed up by wiping your ass with a napkin, if necessary, and hurling the results across the counter.
I was so pissed about the fact that my eggs were over medium rather than over easy that I had to treat the clerk to a Horton’s Hurler.
by Honey Porcupine June 6, 2018
