Honsplumping

The action of diving and/or swimming in a small pond or creek to avoid being shot. Usually a person Honsplumps when they are trying to stay alive in a deadly situation, but Honsplumping is also a game played with two teams of players using airsoft guns and played in a pond or lake. One team takes up the roll of the "Divers" while the other team is the "Shooters". The Divers are given 30 seconds to hide and maneuver into the body of water, and then the Shooters are given 2 minutes to shoot the Divers as many times as they can while the Divers try to evade being shot. After the two minutes, the teams switch rolls with the Divers becoming the Shooters, and vice versa. This comprises one "Inning." There are nine Innings in a normal game of Honsplumping, similar to a game of Baseball, and the team with the highest score at the end wins, unless one team reaches 145 points before the end of the game, in which case they automatically win, and the game ends. The score is tallied at the end of each Inning, therefore not giving one team any more of an advantage to reaching 145 points first. If both teams reach 145 points in the same inning, the scores are reset, and the game continues where it left off, except with both teams back at 0 at the beginning of the next Inning.

1. I stole the guys wallet, not knowing that he had a gun. Luckily I was near the pond though, and managed to do a little Honsplumping, and get away safely.

2. Q: Hey dude, do you wanna go Honsplumping after class?
A: Sure! I'll meet you at the pond after I go home to get my Airsoft Gun. I'll pwn you for sure!

by EonGhoste April 29, 2009

Honastics

-Any display of erratic behavior under the influence of alcohol. And; or for attention.

-What I was doing when I fractured my foot, jumping up and popping a split, honastics.

-strippers are a fan of honastics on the stage as well.

by missbrass May 18, 2009

honatz

Colloquialism of hoes; promiscuous women.

Let's go find some honatz.

by slimdune March 1, 2011

Hokapartsoutioun

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by INNNNEEEEEEH October 31, 2011

hoap

(Noun)

Hoap is another way of saying, head of a penis.

Hey look, he looks like a hoap!

by Dasomeboody June 9, 2014

hoaprox

A person who is crazy or creative enough to name him/herself Hoaprox :)

This is Hoaprox. Pretty crazy huh

by JamieO2 December 27, 2016

honain

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