Holy Fuck

Putting a Nun that's reciting the verses of the lord in missionary while in church and using holy water as lube.

*On a Sunday afternoon
Guy 1: Damn Bru you looked like you just got blessed what happened?
Guy 2: I went to church and got a Holy Fuck

by JessusAngel December 16, 2019

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by pemis nan August 3, 2024

Holy fuck

A phrase of exclamation; often used when a nigga sees some shit that is crazy as hell.

Bryan: “Holy Fuck!”
Tyrell: “Nigga chill out, what’s the problem?”
Bryan: “I just saw a girl wanking off!”
Tyrell: “Fuck you mean bruh?”

by The Elder Council August 6, 2024

Holy fuck

The term used by white males when they think something is funny but it’s not.

Holy fuck John just ripped his pants.

by Cedrick P. November 30, 2021

Holy shit, Jesus fucking Christ! What the fuck!?!

A response to someone who is/was doing an action that is morally wrong, such as murder.

Holy shit, Jesus fucking Christ! What the fuck!?! You just killed the man!

by Not a Dictionary March 8, 2021

holy fuck

im coming,lois, aaahh! AAAHHH!

holy fuck stewie im shitting!

by Alek minassian December 4, 2023

holy fuck

Well practically when god decides to swear this happens.

Holy fuck look at this human .Jesus,come and watch this!

by ImmaKillerWhale May 12, 2018