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John Holmes 

a man with a dick large enough to wreck Godzillas vagina. he also doggy styles king kongs asshole
your such a john Holmes go fuck Godzilla
John Holmes by loverboy2278 September 5, 2019

Brilliant Holmes

A response to a person's completely idiotic and/or obvious deduction.

See sarcasm and captain obvious

It originates from the Sherlock Holmes novels by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, in which Sherlock Holmes is a detective.

Also "Brilliant Sherlock" and "No Shit, Sherlock"
Person A: Dude! The TV is missing!

Person B: Brilliant Holmes.

Emilee Holmes 

The most amazing girl in the world. She is tall, skinny, and has blonde hair of course. She has the ability to make the best duckface ever, and knows exactly what to say. She is very cutesy in certain ways, but has a wild sides. She doesn't want sex, but prefers humping. She also gets turned on very very easy, and is the best kisser. She doesn't have the biggest boobs, but they please. She also has the nicest most firm butt ever. She doesn't get around much at all, and doesn't date. But if you get the chance to date her you are one lucky man
"Did you see that girl?"-guy 1

"Yeah, that was an E.H broh."- Guy two

"What?"-Guy one

"An Emilee Holmes dumb fuck. means sexiest girl alive"-Guy three

"Oh, yeah. She had the NICEST ass"-Guy one

"Word"-Guy two
Emilee Holmes by I wish i had an E.H November 22, 2011

josh holmes 

josh holmes by Louie.31 December 20, 2017

Priest Holmes 

A ghetto black guy who preaches
yo LeRoy, the church crowd is getting restless, where is the Priest, Holmes?
Priest Holmes by IcyHotEric June 10, 2004