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celebrating hispanic heritage month 

The act of having anal sex with a hispanic woman because we love it.
Dude she has her period, looks like I'll be celebrating hispanic heritage month all week!

angry hispanic mom 

RUN!!!!!
SHIT IS MY MOM RUN!!!!
A ANGRY HISPANIC MOM
angry hispanic mom by meep3004 January 17, 2018

white hispanic 

A Mexican-American who looks more european than mestizo.

It can also be applied to an individual who is mixed between white and mexican.
His last name is hernandez, but his complexion is more european. He's got to be one of those white hispanics.
white hispanic by Gilvert January 2, 2016

Mall Hispanic 

Usually just a loud, annoying, too outgoing, and sociopath Hispanic male

Commonly either seen with a black thrasher magazine flame hoodie, ripped light blue jeans, black vans or white airforces, a chain, and some fucked up curly hair.

They are usually with a large friend group filled with other Hispanics.

Probably listens to: XXXTentacion, Lil Peep, Cuco, Lil Yatchy, Dababy, Tame Impala ect. (you know what music taste)

Probably has a basic thick Latina girl most likely with the same personality and music traits accept shes aggresively annoying and leads other boys on, and shes most likely very freaky and sexual.

They commonly claim to be good at skating and are mostly found around Zumiez, and Vans stores in the mall
but never buys a board, nor tries to actually learn how to skate. In other words a POSER.

Has airpods, and a Iphone 6s.

Usually carrys a JBL Speaker around

Names are either, Anthony or Alex or something along that

Says "yuh, yur, ight, alr, dope, bet"

Says Nigga alot, but doesn't have a single strain of black in him.

Commonly always posts black friends/mentions black friends for some reason cause he thinks it makes him cool

Maybe has a ASS soundcloud, depends on the type you meet.
Oh look, its another Mall Hispanic

Ugh, Mall Hispanics so damn annoying.

Schrodinger's Hispanic 

A Hispanic person who looks tan indoors but white outdoors
"I swear, I look white when I'm outside. Guess I'm another Schrodinger's Hispanic."

Canadian Institute of Hispanic Studies 

Quite possibly the best college in the world. Located in Idaho, it has one of the best campuses of any college in the world. It is an extremely high rated school, ideal for anyone. With a productive curiculum, it is sure to educate everyone for the better, and make them a successful individual.
Did you seriously just believe that there was actually a college called the Canadian Institute of Hispanic Studies?